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shenanigans_99

35 / M / straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Executive / Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Languages
English, Spanish

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I am mammal, biped, and hominid.

My Self-Summary

Love to laugh? Reasonable sense of humour? Love life (not death or necrophilia)? Fun & intelligent? Well you had better be, as you'll have to compensate for my deficiencies! OK,OK, Im actually athletic, fit, intelligent (its rumoured to be true) & confident. I'm someone whose not bad looking & knows how to spell humility. Happiness normally requires: engagingly benign conversations. Whatever goes as open mindedness is the key to a full frontal lobotomy! ;-)

On a typical Friday night I am

On a Friday night, I enjoy having popcorn and a soft drink in the back row of theatre, whilst being comfy in my pyjamas. I then like being wild in cosy coffee shops and curling up into a ball in the corner of the room when asked to leave the establishment (a bit of a defensive reaction I think). Perhaps you would like to get foetal with me? However, my psychiatrist said I should avoid drinking caffinee with a lactated top, that leaves me anxious and should be avoided at all costs!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My psychiatrist says that I enjoy writing inappropriate comments in these descriptive boxes.
Obviously I couldn’t display my developing Tourettes (not allowed or something) so I thought, I’ll save that for the coffee shop.
* Please note, that this intro will be updated after I get back from watching a film at the local cinema, providing I get to leave the coffee shop on time and get a change of pyjamas.

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Perhaps I should say at this point, that I’m a bit of sceptic about these sites, but perhaps you can change my mind?