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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together."
—J. D. Salinger, "A Girl I Knew"

In March (2015), I talked my boss into letting me work remotely, so now I no longer have to go into work. As an avid traveller, the awesomeness of this cannot be overstated. I am now location independent, so I am splitting my time between Seattle and anywhere that strikes my fancy. I am always open to good tips on where to travel next... :)

I am pretty damn hilarious. Seriously. I cherish friendship, family and adding value to the lives of those I touch. I have had a badass ride so far. I have rolled with the punches and experienced enough life to be jaded by it, but I’m not. I trust that you are not either.

Obviously, I'm looking for someone rad. I am attracted to women who are intelligent, curious, worldly, self-aware and empathetic. Most importantly, I treasure those who dream big and focus more on life’s opportunities than its potential pitfalls. Also, being able to laugh at yourself and life's absurdities is a big, big plus...
What I’m doing with my life
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For my day job, I do investment banking. Specifically, I broker the sale of medium-sized privately held businesses. Its a lot of spreadsheets and virtual handholding...

I am passionate about entrepreneurial ventures. My latest project was co-founding a startup called ChooseVets (it helps military veterans find work). Check it out at

Gratuitous humblebrag: I'm grateful to be the first person in my family to go to college. With financial help from the Veterans Administration, I ended up earning a law degree, an MBA, and an LL.M in tax law from the University of Washington. Yay for me!!!

P.S. Even though I am in investment banking, Elizabeth Warren is my hero. Seriously, she should run for president.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking quickly on my feet and knowing what to do in an emergency (blown tire on the freeway, zombie apocalypse... etc.).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Follicly challenged...
Great ass...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Typical stuff... I wish I was into conspiracy theories (chem-trails!!!) or flaming arrow archery so I could differentiate myself on here.

TV: Breaking Bad, House of Cards, John Oliver, Bill Maher, Game of Thrones, BSG, Rome, and The Walking Dead.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Dazed and Confused, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Casablanca, Dogma, and pretty much anything by the Cohen Brothers.

Books: I try not to be a dumbass - therefore I read;) Republic Lost by Lawrence Lessig, Blue Ocean Strategy, The Startup Owners Manual by Steve Blank, and The Great Unwinding by George Packer. Some of my all time favorite authors are Steinbeck, Fitzgerald, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Robert Heinlein, Harper Lee, and Hemingway (I love his writing).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfection of this sentance...
"Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
—Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Weighing the pros and cons of the "chicken bus." I backpacked around South America for five months (7,000 miles, all by bus). Its a great way to see the beauty and reality of the place you are at, but hard on the ass, joints and eardrums...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have lost weekends to Netflix binge watching... Trying to keep this to a minimum. Just got sucked into Season 3 of House of Cards though. Crap...
You should message me if
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If you think we may click. You never really know if we may have chemistry until we meet each other. Nothing ventured, nothing gained...