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sherlynn1

45 F Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am funny, silly and smart. I work a lot and love my job.
I hate it when I have to explain a sarcastic comment! I need to update pics, i now have brown hair but that could change. So i add this because o was asked. " you say you have an average body style, but you look thin. Can you elaborate" yes i can .,,, i am NOT thin! So, if that's what u need i am not it. It's funny that ever since i updated and said i am not "thin" the guys who were sending me messages have stopped! Good to know! BTW , i am not thin but by no means am i fat either.
What I’m doing with my life
I am the mother of two teenage daughters. I work every day to help ensure a womens right to choice.
I think I am really funny and should be a stand up comedian ! For now, I will settle for making my co workers laugh and feel really uncomfortable .
I’m really good at
My job and coming up with reasons to just stay home. Not from work but from social events.
Picking a great beer! Making people laugh ( yes, most of the time they are just laughing at what an ass I am)
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile
Then.... " wow she's an idiot"!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy watching documentaries, ( not to be a douche) love the old two and half men, Glee, vampire diaries. I love to read a great book but never have the time. Favorite movies, Forest Gump and Pulp Fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Ok, besides the obvious of my kids, job, phone blah blah boring !
Netflix
Beer
Burgers
Coffee
U of M football
Other stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I should have gotten done today and need to do tomorrow.
Why it is that I am so awesome but have always made really bad decisions in men. Ha ha any advise?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home in my jammies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ummmm such a stupid question.... Lets see I once ok maybe twice peed myself in public. And no not while drunk!
I don't have an emergency contact! :(
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think you can make me laugh. And you don't care that I have peed myself in public possible more than once .
You get sarcasm and are not easily offended! I can use you as an emergency contact