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shiftysquid
30 / M / straight / Single
Atlanta, Georgia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am curious, clothed, and curmudgeonly.
My Self-Summary
I'm a journalist, at least for now. But the
blogosphere seems to have come to a consensus that we're going the
way of the Dodo, so I'm trying to get all the journalisting in that
I can journalist until there's no journalisting left to do. Um,
what else? I can tell you why Miller Lite is a crappy beer, beyond, ya know, the
obvious. Along with its bottom-feeding, domestic lager-y
counterparts. I like good food and can cook a little if Alton Brown tells me how. I
also enjoy abruptly cutting off in mid .......
What I’m doing with my life
Examining my purpose in the cosmos. And eating Chee-Tos.
I’m really good at
Writing
(allegedly), figuring out random stuff to do, not texting my
friends, which drives them crazy, getting outside, debating, golf (relatively speaking, to most
idiots who play), finding good places to eat/drink, and I'm not bad
at cooking, though I definitely wouldn't go with "really good."
Wouldn't want to raise expectations too much.
The first things people usually notice about me
You should probably ask these mysterious "people" about that.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm notoriously poor at creating time to read books, which probably
makes me a truly bad person.
Movies: Casablanca, Rear Window, Eternal Sunshine, Double Indemnity, Godfather, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven, North By Northwest, To Have and Have Not, The Big Sleep, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Fletch, Pi, 39 Steps, Magnolia, Office Space, etc., etc., etc.
Food: Isn't this the type of question they ask you in third grade, and everybody draws a slice of pepperoni pizza on a piece of colored construction paper? Wait ... you got any construction paper? I guess my answer is I'll try anything once. And then I'll probably try it one more time. Don't like ketchup or mayo. Pickles are growing on me.
Movies: Casablanca, Rear Window, Eternal Sunshine, Double Indemnity, Godfather, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven, North By Northwest, To Have and Have Not, The Big Sleep, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Fletch, Pi, 39 Steps, Magnolia, Office Space, etc., etc., etc.
Food: Isn't this the type of question they ask you in third grade, and everybody draws a slice of pepperoni pizza on a piece of colored construction paper? Wait ... you got any construction paper? I guess my answer is I'll try anything once. And then I'll probably try it one more time. Don't like ketchup or mayo. Pickles are growing on me.
The six things I could never do without
Computer, car (at least, not here), functioning lungs,
photosynthesis, ozone layer, tectonic plates.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to write in this spot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Yes, I'm wild.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Puppies are cute.
You should message me if
... you think you're not too far out of my league.
