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shigthenewt

34 / M / bisexual / Single

Seattle, Washington

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Smarter Than The Average Bear

cute + smart, what more could you ask for? always friendly + helpful & def a looker! read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am brutally honest, expressive eyebrows, and a dumb bunny.

My Self-Summary

Okay, here's a list of a few things that I enjoy doing: playing my ukulele (also writing songs and recording them); video games (I love my wii! BTW my Wii friend code is 7978 6170 1213 7727 and I have Mario Kart, Smash Bros, Tiger Woods Golf and The Conduit... just message me your Wii code if you add me); watching soccer games (Sounders FC! Arsenal!) ; walking (it clears my head); I love my job (yeah weird I know); browsing the web; going out with friends; shopping (even if it's just window shopping); not big on watching TV or movies, but I enjoy them on occasion.

I recently had someone in the forums mention that I'm "making faces" in all my pictures. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

btw: you can find me on Facebook too, but it's best to exchange messages with me here first.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm working in a supplement store which seems to fit as I like to talk to people and I enjoy helping people with their troubles. Eventually I would like to do something with my ukulele playing (I plan on attending a school in Hawai'i at some point to learn how to build them) and have been writing/recording songs which I post on Ezfolk.com . Whenever I get spare moments I play some video games or whatever, but mostly I end up talking to friends and family about work.

I became an ordained minister online so that I can perform duties of a life counselor and give people health advice without getting sued! Also I can perform weddings so if anyone needs a minister...

I’m really good at

...my work. I'm mildly good at just about everything else I do. Many things I'm not sure how good I am cause I have very little to refer to. Help me build some experiences and maybe I can answer this one a bit better :)

The first things people usually notice about me

I would hope that they notice my eyes, my sincerity, or my butt? :) I once had someone ask me out because I am so "real" whatever that means. I've also had a blind date go badly because I wasn't "GQ enough" which I think I understand.

But I think that if someone's first interactions with me are while I'm at work, then they must notice that I treat everyone with respect and a level of humanity unseen in most retail workers.
If you meet me on the street or at "teh cluub" or something I'm usually doing my own thing and keeping mostly to myself until someone shakes me from my daydreaming with a simple word or gesture. I tend to treasure those moments.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books, I'm afraid, I'm not very into but I did like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series and anything I've read by Terry Pratchett.

I'm not really into movies either, but some of my favorites are the Monty Python movies, Kevin Smith's view askewniverse series, Hackers (cheesy but fun), and Just about every Hong Kong flick I've ever seen. I'll watch movies, but I can't say I have many favorites.

Ahh, music. That's a subject I can get into. I have way too many favorites, I'll listen to just about anything but modern country music as most of it comes off really grating to my ears. Right now I think my favorites are Abba, Mc Frontalot, Harvey Danger, Kraftwerk the High Fidelity soundtrack, Izrael Kamakaiva'ole's Facing Future, The Gossip's That's not what I heard, Barenaked Ladies' Gordon, Madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor, Anything from Jurassic 5, The Starlight Mints, Dead Kennedys, Optimus Rhyme, Sam and Dave (and most old soul music for that matter), and the list goes on.

I love lots of food, so it's probably easier to mention what I don't like: tomatoes... GROSS! Unless tomatoes are made into a sauce or ketchup or something I can't stand to eat them. I also rarely eat fish or seafood of all kinds. I do in fact like to eat some kinds of white fish fried, but it's rare. I'm getting better about it though, I do eat fish more often but I still won't eat crab, shrimp or lobster. If it's fishy, I don't want it. :)

I'm also really into spicy stuff but not in the kind that dulls your taste buds. I like the taste of peppers and a fair bit of spice, but too much just kills the senses.

By the way, I can easily be bribed with kalua pork or pancakes from Kauai Family Restaurant, won ton soup from Ballard Mandarin, or barley green pot stickers from Shanghai Garden.

The six things I could never do without

I gotta have my ukulele

video games - a given when you're a gamer from the old school

umm... my cheap wooden bead bracelet that I got at Zenith in the U district.

teh internets are very important to my budgeting skills so I guess that has to be on here somewhere...

actually, I could have filled this with the supplements I take most often but I guess I could just say my favorite herbal supplements take the fifth spot, and NO I'm not talking about "herb" supplements for all you stoners (some of my favorites are ashwagandha, rhodiola, and andrographis). I'm mildly allergic to hemp in pretty much all it's forms folks, so if you smoke it... I'm not judging but please keep that stuff away from me.

Friends. How sappy is that? I mean really, I love hanging out with the people from work and whomever I deem my current girl/boy friend or whatever but aren't they all just friends with different degrees of access to my pants?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Philosophy. Aren't most things centered around some form of philosophy? I mean think about it really, can't any fundamental belief system be considered a philosophy?

Okay maybe not. Nonetheless I still think about how the world works quite a bit, not to mention what drives people to act the way they do. Most of the remaining time I'm either thinking about sex, music, or video games.

Since I work at a nutritional supplement/health food store, I think about natural medicine and nutrition a lot too.

I guess I think about work most often as I'm there most often. But I've been attempting to get out more and enjoy not thinking about work so much. Oh jeez, now I sound like a nerd...

On a typical Friday night I am

At home playing video games or watching TV and fooling around online. If not that then I'm at my friend's house watching her TV cause she has cable :)

It's not that I never go out and do anything, it's just that I don't get weekends off 'cause I'm in retail. I get two days off during the week though, just in case you ever wondered what all those people are doing going clubbing on a Tuesday night.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I think I've proven in this little space that I'll tell people nearly anything since I've changed this part of my profile most frequently.

You should message me if

You think I'm interesting enough to hang out with at least, if you want to date, if you think I could help you in some way, or even if you just want to play some video game against someone other than the computer (I know I would). Just send me a message to say hi! If Nothing else I'm willing to chat with people of all kinds, not just those I find attractive ;)