29 Baltimore, MD
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My self-summary
I'm Jeff! Despite the red hair, I'm probably the most even-tempered guy you'll ever meet. That's not to say that I'm not passionate about my life and the things in it. I spend a lot of time playing piano, playing guitar, and writing music. If I like you, I'll sing you a song or two :-). I also spend a lot of time cooking and trying new things in the kitchen. I just discovered the magic that is the slow cooker, so needless to say, I've spent a lot more time in the kitchen lately.

I'm very career oriented, and I know where I want to be in five years. I'm doing everything I can to get there in one piece. I work as an attorney at a small law firm based out of Annapolis, and I love my job. Despite what you may have heard, not all lawyers are the worst haha. In fact, all of my best friends are lawyers, and we're pretty much the best. There, I said it ;-)

I'm not all work, though! I also like to have fun! I do improv comedy at a local theater, and it's my favorite hobby. There's nothing better than getting together with good friends and laughing and being silly. Plus it's fun to make other people laugh, duh. I'm also a big fan of everything to do with food. I like trying new food, I like cooking new food, I like exploring new restaurants. I haven't quite figured out brunch yet, though. Teach me your ways?

My dog, Tyler, is my life. Those who know him call him "Tyler the Dog" haha. He is my best non-lawyer friend. He's also the friendliest dog of all time, I'm pretty sure. Don't get too jealous, but we like to snuggle at bedtime. He's also my face-licking alarm clock. I will gladly send you pictures of my dog wearing hats.

I'm an open and honest person, and I've been told that I'm a good listener. I show my love by doing. I would do anything for the people I love, whether they be family, friends, or anyone else I care about. The best nights of the week are date nights (plural). A huge source of my happiness is making the person I'm with happy. I think that's the key to any successful relationship.

I'm not intimidated by a confident, smart woman. In fact, I think confidence and intelligence are extremely sexy. I also want to find somebody who can be silly and playful. If you have a sense of humor, you've already won me over. If you can sing or are otherwise musically inclined, your application goes straight to the top :-).

Call me sentimental, but I want to find a best friend, somebody to come home to, somebody to laugh uncontrollably with. Falling in love is fun. Let's do it!
I’m really good at
Flipping eggs in the skillet without breaking the yolk.

Just kidding, it always breaks :-(
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my red hair, or the fact that I'm probably smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Requiem for a Dream, Shawshank, 12 Monkeys, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, the Lion King, Princess Bride, and wayyy too many more to list.

Books: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Crime and Punishment, Catcher in the Rye

Shows: Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, and Breaking Bad.

Music: Incubus, Radiohead, the Avett Brothers, Beeeeethoven, Rachmaninoff, Queens of the stone age, alt-j, led zeppelin, and so on.

Food: anything made in a slow cooker!
The six things I could never do without
1. my sisters
2. my puppy
3. Hot sauce
4. my musical instruments
5. A slow cooker
6. The water cooler that's next to my bed (best investment ever)
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing music alone at home haha. Either that, or out in fells with friends. They're both equally fun options!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm home alone, I talk to myself in a Scottish accent.... very often.
You should message me if
You laugh a lot