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shmfunk
29 / F / straight / Single
Melbourne, Australia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian, White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.74m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- Long-term dating
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- —
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am newly single, motivated, and highly intelligent.
My Self-Summary
what does one write about ones self in this kind of space. i like
music and film, the alternative type. i'm making it my mission to
get into as many music festivals as i can for free this year. and
yes i'm 28. infantile. but its a challenge...
i laugh a lot.
i laugh a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
i work full time. wahey. is nursing white collar? our shirts are
navy...
installing morals and philosophy into nursing... i know this seems odd, but you'd be surprised at how few nurses are doing it for moral reasons. most seem to be doing it because there are doctors around. or something. and most are empty, shallow and cruel. and boring.
i'm going to go travelling next year. MSF is calling. or another aid group. or i might sell my soul and go work in dubai for a while...
installing morals and philosophy into nursing... i know this seems odd, but you'd be surprised at how few nurses are doing it for moral reasons. most seem to be doing it because there are doctors around. or something. and most are empty, shallow and cruel. and boring.
i'm going to go travelling next year. MSF is calling. or another aid group. or i might sell my soul and go work in dubai for a while...
I’m really good at
i'm very dexterous. i like to play music. i like puzzles. maths is
easy for me. i like to challenge myself and become better at
things. i'm good at working hard. i think i have a lot of
integrity, and i generally know what i want.
The first things people usually notice about me
attitude. and my mood. you'll always know what mood i'm in...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a) i don't read much at the moment, i'm generally too busy. or i
don't have the mental capacity at the end of the day to focus on
something else. lame, i know.
b) i like film. i see a lot of film. my favourite film is probably "withnail and I". but i watch a lot. ask me about it.
c) the cure, morrissey and the smiths, pulp, blur, neil young, nick cave, nick drake, the arctic monkeys, the libertines, the kaiser chiefs, babyshambles, franz ferdinand, the ark, whale... i'm interested in other bands but they're the ones i listen to for comfort...
d) i love siu mai. thats my favourite. yum cha yeah!
b) i like film. i see a lot of film. my favourite film is probably "withnail and I". but i watch a lot. ask me about it.
c) the cure, morrissey and the smiths, pulp, blur, neil young, nick cave, nick drake, the arctic monkeys, the libertines, the kaiser chiefs, babyshambles, franz ferdinand, the ark, whale... i'm interested in other bands but they're the ones i listen to for comfort...
d) i love siu mai. thats my favourite. yum cha yeah!
The six things I could never do without
hmm
glasses.
mp3 player.
my friends and family.
a future with infinite possibility.
communication.
coffee.
glasses.
mp3 player.
my friends and family.
a future with infinite possibility.
communication.
coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
love, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?
ha ha
i used to think about time a lot.
my bowel movements?
ha ha
i used to think about time a lot.
my bowel movements?
On a typical Friday night I am
at work.
or.
at the pub. seeing bands.
or.
at home with a pile of movies.
or.
at a friends house drinking tea watching movies talking shit.
or.
at the pub. seeing bands.
or.
at home with a pile of movies.
or.
at a friends house drinking tea watching movies talking shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
hmm
every night i get to sleep by listening to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on my mp3 player. i have all 5 phases. thats pretty lame.
every night i get to sleep by listening to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on my mp3 player. i have all 5 phases. thats pretty lame.
You should message me if
you're completely nuts and you're in need of a new best friend.
because i know i am both...
