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shmfunk

34 Melbourne, Australia Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moments of doubt and futility lost in the hectic city life full of shift work, hobbies and music obsession...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Settling into a vague rhythm of working because there is nothing else to do and I'm good at it. Trying to write songs but not getting the inspiration that this requires. Contemplating the dilemmas of the modern world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i'm one of those people you hate. i try something for 3 minutes, get the hang of it, and then do it better than you do. i am dexterous and i like playing stringed instruments. i am obsessed with authenticity and i think i have a lot of integrity.

and i understand people. most of the time...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that they trust me, and they don't know why...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the usual abstract stuff... if my attention span holds up long enough...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hmm

glasses.
my friends and family.
a future with infinite possibility.
coffee.
my intuition.
the musics on my playa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
love, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

ha ha

everything. my brain is constantly on processing thinking overload. i think about everything a lot. this isn't overthinking though. its just the way my brain works.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at work.

or.

at the pub. seeing bands.

or.

at home with a pile of movies.

or.

at a friends house drinking tea watching crap talking shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmm

every night i get to sleep by listening to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on my mp3 player. i have all 5 phases. thats pretty lame.
You should message me if
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you're an idealist with your feet on the ground.