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shmfunk Away

32 / F / Straight / Single

Melbourne, Australia

Her Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Moments of doubt and futility lost in the hectic city life full of shift work, hobbies and music obsession...
What I’m doing with my life
Settling into a vague rhythm of working because there is nothing else to do and I'm good at it, and it's the perfect way to avoid social situations that I want to avoid. Trying to write songs but not getting the inspiration that this requires.

We made some New Years resolutions. We now don't go to the pub just to drink, there has to be an activity (trivia, pool, watch the game). No beer until February. I'm supposed to get famous.

How else do you find meaning in life? The dilemmas of the modern world...
I’m really good at
i'm very dexterous. i like to play music. i like puzzles. maths is easy for me. i like to challenge myself and become better at things. i'm good at working hard. i think i have a lot of integrity, and i generally know what i want.

and i understand people. most of the time...
The first things people usually notice about me
attitude. and the stupid grin on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Usual pragmatic abstract stuff... If my attention span holds up to it...
The six things I could never do without
hmm

glasses.
mp3 player.
my friends and family.
a future with infinite possibility.
communication.
coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
love, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

ha ha

i used to think about time a lot.

my bowel movements?
On a typical Friday night I am
at work.

or.

at the pub. seeing bands.

or.

at home with a pile of movies.

or.

at a friends house drinking tea watching movies talking shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
hmm

every night i get to sleep by listening to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on my mp3 player. i have all 5 phases. thats pretty lame.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you're gonna make me laugh.