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shmfunk

34 Melbourne, Australia Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moments of doubt and futility lost in the hectic city life full of shift work, hobbies and music obsession...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving forward into a new world, which is frightening, and requires restrictive clothing and stupid shoes. I've given up trying to write songs, as I never got the right inspiration. Forever contemplating the dilemmas of the modern world. Arguing, pointing out male entitlement, generally being a pain in the ass.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most things that I set my mind to. Things that I am really bad at:
– being tidy;
– conforming; and
– getting over my fear of public speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that they trust me, and they don't know why...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the usual abstract stuff... if my attention span holds up long enough...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hmm

glasses.
a future with infinite possibility.
coffee.
intuition.
the music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
love, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at work.

or.

at the pub. seeing bands.

or.

at home with a pile of movies.

or.

at a friends house drinking tea watching crap talking shit.

This isn't true. Every fucking Friday night for the last 2 year I been studying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmm

every night i get to sleep by listening to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on my mp3 player. i have all 5 phases. thats pretty lame.
You should message me if
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you are a unicorn. seriously, i'm waiting on my unicorn.