I'm loud and weird. Favorite thing to do is just sit around with my friends, hackysac, chill in a diner, drink coffee. Probably too much coffee. I play WoW, I'm a big nerd. I love random out-of-the-blue comments. I swear a lot. I love food. I love cooking, I do it for a living. I'd kick ass if zombies attacked. I mostly listen to metal but I listen to everything else except country. If someone I don't even know has a fuzzy in their hair I'll get it. I hate Emeril, Rachel Ray, and Steven King. Oranges are great. i'm not allergic to anything and I've never had heartburn. I get colds in the summer. Colas are gross to me. I love useless information and I kick ass at trivia games, I watch movies all the time. I can't grow a mustache. I like cartoons, especially Adult Swim, I love piercings and tattoos and any other form of body modification. If you say "ATM Machine" I'll slap the fucking snot out of you. Thanks giving is ruined without my gramma's cheesy mashed potatoes. My favorite smell is either winter or the smell of getting a piercing or tattoo. I cannot follow directions unless with landmarks and buildings; street names are a bad idea. I have two chihuahuas that make me feel manly. I think like George Carlin, talk like Kevin Smith, and have the tolerance for stupid people like Lewis Black. I'm a lumberjack and that's okay, I sleep all night then I work all day. Station wagons are my favorite things cause they're made of wood paneling paneling wood paneling, wood paneling paneling, and I will smash your face into a car windshield and take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and Never call her again.

oh, and shockabookoo has dibs on crowd control if we're gonna rob a bank.

I've been cooking for over eight years, I love making anything with chocolate. I'm especially badass at truffles and cheesecake. One day I want to own my own coffee and tea cafe` where I get to make friggin amazing desserts all day. Usually just lounging about with friends though; games, diners, hackeysac.

cooking, useless information, trivia games, drums, cuddling, making people laugh, putting things in my nose, getting lost, breaking things, bullshitting, telling stories, typing fast but not well, the voice of meatwad and sean connery, scottish accents (thank you, Trainspotting), i will beat in any video game ... oh yeah.. that Is a challenge

prolly just being loud, laughing, or up to no good.

books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Flatland, Fight Club, Where the Wild Things Are, Trainspotting, Gastronimique, How to Survive in Worst Case Scenarios, Jurassic Park, Interview with the Vampire (after that, don't bother), The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Yesman, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Giver, cook books, trivia books, The World Without Us

Movies: in no particular order....
Stranger Than Fiction, Snatch, Revolver, 300, Oldboy, Sweeny Todd, Crash, Smokin' Aces, Shoot 'Em Up, the Jackasses, Talladega Nights, Waiting, Four Rooms, Lucky Number Slevin, the Aliens, the Predators, the 40 Year Old Virgin, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The 007 movies with Sean Connary and Daniel Craig, Swingers, Mallrats, Mystery Science Theater 3000 the movie, The Island, Bio-Dome, Clerks 1 and 2, Go, Donnie Darko, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Scorched, Pleasantville, Interview with the Vampire, all the Matrixes (or is it Matrices?), Old School, The Crow, City of Lost Children, Fight Club, Resevoir Dogs, Spaceballs, Boondock Saints, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Garden State, Godzilla vs. anyone, Forrest Gump, Terminator 2, Batteries Not Included, From Hell, Ocean's 11 and 12, Alice in Wonderland, Tron, all Batman except Forever and & Robin, Super Troopers, The Nightmare of Elm Street, What About Bob, Hero, The Ghost and the Darkness, The Rock, Minority Report, Austin Powers, Bill, Finding Forrester, Indiana Jones, Frailty, Requiem for a Dream, Harry and the Hendersons, Identity, the Wayne's Worlds, Billy Madison, Dazed and Confused, Tommy Boy, Ghostbusters, Cone Heads, Jury Duty, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Dark City, Swordfish, Ninja Turtles, Suicide Club, Big Fish, Man on Fire, Eurotrip, The Saint, K-PAX, Good Will Hunting, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Shining, Orgasmo, Abyss, the Saws, In the Army Now, The Mexican, Short Circuit, Gladiator, Enter the Dragon, Cool World, Thursday, Black Sheep, Half-Baked, SLC Punk, Braveheart, Rocky Horror Picture Show, American History X, Dumb and Dumber, old martial arts movies, Fifth Element, the Die Hards, Catch Me If You Can, Christmas Vacation, The Monty Pythons, Strangeland, Tombstone, I Robot, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blazing Saddles, Happy Gilmore, Desparado, Trainspotting, Kung Pow, shitty B movies, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Kill Bill, Dogma, Kung Fu Hustle, Critters, A Night at the Roxbury, Sin City, Pulp Fiction...

Music: (I'll just name the biggest chunks in the playlist)....
Beck, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Pantera, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Deftones, Led Zeppelin, Lamb of God, Primus, System of a Down, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Static-X, Ok Go, Otep, Tenacious D, White/Rob Zombie, Cake, MSI ...

Food: peanut butter crunch, spider rolls from Ichiban, vanilla bean ice cream, cheesey mashed potatos, eggrolls, waffles (light syrup, light butter), frisco melts with jalapenos, Sriracha > ketchup, crab rangoons, philly cheesesteak pizza, ice carmel macciatos, REAL gumbo, the stew in the lodge at the bottom of the grand canyon.

-friends
-funny faces
-disorder
-caffeine
-the idea of living in a world without obligatory quotas of needs others should know

hypothetical situations and questions, would you rathers, music and movies, zombies, food, art, friends, 5 minutes from now, little things i'm stressing about, whoever i'm looking at, irony, the most recent text.
mostly just weird shit.

someones house or somewhere with coffee

I do not like Pink Floyd. there: i said it.

-you'll let me pick your nose
-you can answer The question: the answer to life. the universe. everything
-you got the message behind Flatland.
-you won't be that asshole in a zombie infested world who gets "just a scratch" from the most recent attack and doesn't tell anybody and turns into a zombie while nobody expects it and ends up taking out 2-3 others... hate that person
-you would try Any weird food because you haven't had it yet
-you appreciate the wisdom of george carlin, bill hicks, and mitch hedberg