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sho_nuff1978

36 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, so here's the part where I try to convince you that checking me out was probably the best decision you've made. Ever.

I'm Rob. I've been back in Denver for a year now. Before that, Wyoming. I was a sailor once. I never spent any time on a boat. Lived in Japan for four years. No, I didn't learn much of the language. Yes, 36 year-old Rob does want to build a time machine, go back, and have a chat with 25 year-old Rob about that.

Personality-wise, my Myers-Briggs letters are INFJ. If you're not down with MB, that's cool. I'm not totally sure I'm convinced either.

I guess some things I do in my spare time might be considered a little "square". Think computer-based activities. I've totally thrown 20-sided dice in anger. I think spaceships and robots are cool. See that picture where I'm sipping the beer? I'm wearing a full set of storm trooper armor that I constructed out of cardboard and duct tape. Pretty cool, right?

Ahem! Alpha male shit! yeahhh... uhhhhh... Let's see.... I can totally drive a forklift. Also, I'm happy to report that every single time I've wielded a chainsaw nothing scary has happened! That's a plus, right? I spent way too much time in the boy scouts as a lad, so I suppose I have skills in things like; pitching tents, reading maps, using a compass, starting fires, and helping old ladies cross the street.

So last year I got a cat. Not more than one like that stinky sidebar likes to imply with it's plural expressions. I wasn't really in the market, but apparently if you stand around in one place long enough, a cat in need of a friend will find you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wrangling video data for the man.

Saving up for a real couch.

Trying to teach myself to play the guitar. The climb up Mt. Rockyourfaceoff is going slower than I'd like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Saving money. Staying up late. Sleeping in. Tact. Messing around with Adobe products (software, not mud). Breaking computers. Self-deprecation. Napping. Trivia-oriented anything. Making analogies.

I'm getting better at taking electronic-type stuff apart. I've performed warranty-voiding repairs on my Playstation successfully on two separate occasions. On the flip side; I also punctured the fuser on the office laser printer last year while clearing a paper jam, effectively rendering it useless, so you might say that electronic-type stuff and me have a ways to go relationship-wise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my big blue eyes or more likely, the enormous head that houses them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Hey, I've read some of those. Sci-fi is fun. Remember that one time when you were reading the "about me" section, and I said something about thinking robots and space ships were cool? Ahhh memories...

Movies: Anything with spaceships, explosions, robots, or all of the above. I guess I should list some that I think are neat, right? The Shawshank Redemption, Aliens, Eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Heat, The Lives of Others, Run Lola Run, Predator, Little Children, 2001, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, I think you get the idea. The truth is; I love movies, I used to want to make them. There's a good chance I've seen your favorite, and I might even have an opinion about it. There's really only one way to find out.

Shows: You know, they typical stuff everybody's into these days; the ones on HBO and the ones on AMC. Frontline. Those shows on Discovery where you watch people bumble around while digging for gold. Car shows, which is odd considering I've never turned a wrench on anything with pistons. I think I might just be mesmerized by smooth and shiny things.

Music? Primarily rock. I guess this is the part where I list a few bands so you can quietly judge my plebeian taste in music. Here goes: Radiohead, Queens of the Stone Age, Failure, Deftones, NIN. There. Judge away. I've been appreciating Tears for Fears a lot more lately. Those guys rule.

Food: Wait, am I supposed to list a bunch of ethnic varieties here? What if I said all of them? Would it blow your mind if I said that I'm a fan of Japanese food, but not sushi?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hot water
2. My computer
3. Disposable income
4. Steve Jobs will be rolling over in his grave to hide the boner I'm about to give him, but my iphone makes a lot of things pretty damned convenient...
5. Free time. You know, the kind where nothing's scheduled, and you can do whatever you want? That.
6. Uhhhh, I need to think about this one. I know. I'm working on it. You should probably check back on a regular basis to make sure I get this section honed to the crisp razor-sharpness we both know is possible.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's next. How nice it's going to feel when I'm clicking through on that final student loan payment. Designing a cool, yet space-efficient house. How to scrape together the cash necessary to build that house. What's happening in the world. Wondering if we, as a species will ever make it to the point of interstellar travel. Lamenting the fact that I probably won't be alive for that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, you know, the typical single male Friday stuff: Friends. Beers. An attempt at socializing with the opposite sex. Sleep. A movie. Dicking around on my computer. Choose two or three of those and you're there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not that I think Wes Anderson's a hack or anything, I'm just not in love with his movies. I realize them's fightin' words in some circles. Especially 'round these parts. No, I'm not taking it back.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You totally agree with something I've said above, and would like to express your approval with some sort of internet high-five.

You absolutely DO NOT agree with something I've said above, and would like to present a clear and concise list of reasons as to why I'm a moron.

You get sarcasm. Once I dated someone who didn't. It was suuuuuuuuuper-fun!

You can smile without looking like it's causing you physical pain. Seriously, if smiling is something you don't really "do", go not do it over at the kids table with the people who don't get sarcasm.

You've got smarts. Smarts are the new boobs.

You've read the whole thing, and feel entitled to some sort of certificate of completion, I guess I could probably get something worked up with my mediocre Adobe skills. I cannot guarantee paper quality.

You've spotted a grammatical error that you just can't let stand. I try to minimize the red squigglies as I'm writing my run-on sentences, but I'm not perfect. Also, you should know that I'm a one space after the period kind of guy. If that's too progressive for you, I can respect that, but I'm not changing unless it turns out that switching to two spaces could end world hunger or something.