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sho_nuff1978

35 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Okay, so here's the part where I try to convince you that clicking to find out more about me was probably the best decision you've made. Ever.

I'm Rob. Thanks for stopping by! Just moved back to Denver. I've lived here before though. I went to school here, left for a few years, got a job, and came back. I grew up about three hours north of here in Wyoming. I was a sailor once. I never spent any time on a boat. Lived in Japan for four years. Typhoons suck. No, I didn't learn much of the language. Yes, 35 year-old Rob does want to build a time machine, go back and have a chat with 25 year-old Rob about that.

Personality-wise? My Myers-Briggs letters are INFJ. If you're not down with MB, that's cool. I'm not totally sure I'm convinced either.

I guess some things I do in my spare time might be considered a little "square". I've totally thrown 20-sided dice in anger. I can part out and assemble a computer. I might even find that particular activity somewhat relaxing. I think spaceships and robots are cool. See that picture where I'm sipping the beer? I'm wearing a full set of storm trooper armor that I constructed out of cardboard and duct tape. Pretty cool, right?

Ahem! Manly shit! yeahhh... uhhhhh... I know how to drive a forklift. Also, I'm happy to report that every single time I've wielded a chainsaw nothing scary has happened. That's a plus, right? I spent way too much time in the boy scouts as a wee lad, so I can pitch a tent, read a map, and start a fire well enough I guess.

If I had more disposable income, I think I'd like to try paragliding. Also, I know it's cliche' what with the Olympics on and all, but I'm totally going to take one of those "get to know curling" classes, and maybe jump into a beginner's league next season.
What I’m doing with my life
Working the aforementioned job.

Saving up for a real couch.

I recently got a cat. Not multiple cats like that dirty sidebar would have you believe. I didn't wake up one morning wanting one, but when you hear sad meows in the alley behind your building at three AM, you do what you can. Don't get me wrong though, I love my kitteh. Even if she thinks she's a total riot girl and feels the need to remind me of this it by putting holes in the shower curtain.

Trying to figure out of Denver has some sort of place where technically-oriented adults can go to use things like CNC machines, laser etching equipment, 3d printers, vaccu-forming machines, and that sort of thing. I'd like to get my overly technical arts and crafts on.
I’m really good at
Listening. Saving money. Staying up late. Sleeping in. Exercising tact. Messing around with Adobe products (software, not mud). Breaking computers. Self-deprecation. Napping. Trivia-oriented boardgames. Making analogies.

I'm getting better at taking electronic-type stuff apart. I've performed warranty-voiding repairs on my Playstation successfully on two separate occasions. On the flip side; I also punctured the fuser on the office laser printer last year while clearing a paper jam, so you might say that electronic-type stuff and me have a little way to go.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my big blue eyes or more likely, the enormous head that houses them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hey, I've read some of those. Mostly fiction, but I'll totally get down on some non-fiction if the subject's compelling. Sci-fi is fun. Remember that one time when you were reading the "about me" section, and I said something about thinking robots and space ships were cool? Ahhh memories... Oh, yeah, books. Uhhh, yeah, they're pretty cool, and I'm not afraid to pick one up every once in a while.

Movies: Anything with spaceships, explosions, robots, or all of the above. I guess I should list some that I think are neat, right? The Shawshank Redemption, Aliens, Eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Heat, Run Lola Run, Predator, Little Children, 2001, Ghostbusters (uggh, 30 years old this summer and I saw it in the theater...), Star Wars, Indiana Jones, I think you get the idea. Truth is; I love movies, I used to want to make them. There's a good chance I've seen your favorite, and I might even have an opinion about it. There's really only one way to find out.

Shows: You know, they typical stuff everybody's into these days; the ones on HBO and the ones on AMC. Frontline, shoot, I'll watch 60 minutes too. Those shows on Discovery where you watch people bumble around while digging for gold. Car shows, which is odd considering I've never turned a wrench on anything with pistons. I think I might just be mesmerized by smooth and shiny things on a lot of levels. I watch a decent amount of TV. Cheap-ass cable is one of the advantages of my job.

Music? I like rock primarily. I guess this is the part where I list a few bands so you can quietly judge my plebeian taste in music. Here goes: Radiohead, Queens of the Stone Age, Failure, Tool, NIN,. I think you get the flavor here. I've been appreciating Tears for Fears a lot more lately. Those guys rule.

Food: Wait, am I supposed to list a bunch of ethnic varieties here? What if I said all of them? Would completely it blow your mind if I said that I'm a fan of Japanese food, but not sushi? Not like I'll refuse to eat it or anything. There's ever been a time where I've been lying on the couch, snapped bolt-upright, and exclaimed "OMFG, If I don't get some futomaki in my belly, like right now, This Saturday has been wasted!" I guess I tend to steer away from organ meat. I'm not a food or beer snob though. I can be content with a Sonic Burger and a bottle of High Life.
The six things I could never do without
1. Hot water. Cold showers tend to bring out the worst parts of me.

2. My computer. Writing up snarky profiles on dating websites doesn't happen without one.

3. Disposable income. This one speaks for itself.

4. I hate to say it, but my iphone os pretty neat. Steve Jobs is probably rolling over in his grave to hide the boner I just gave him.

5. Free time. You know, the kind where nothing's scheduled, and you can do whatever you want? That.

6. Uhhhh, I need to think about this one. I mean, there are several things I could put here, but nothing that tops this category off right. I know. Lame. I'm working on it. You should probably check back on a regular basis to make sure I get this section honed to the crisp razor-sharpness we both know is possible.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's next. How nice it's going to feel when I'm clicking through on that final student loan payment. Designing a cool, yet space-efficient house. How to scrape together the cash necessary to build that house. What's happening in the world. Wondering if we, as a species will ever make it to the point of interstellar travel. Lamenting the fact that I probably won't be alive for that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, you know, the typical single male Friday night recipe: Friends. Beers. Possibly an attempt at Socializing with the opposite sex. Sleep. A movie. Perhaps a pinch of dicking around on my computer. Combine two or three of those, bring to a boil, and viola! Typical Friday Casserole!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not that I think Wes Anderson's a hack or anything, I'm just not in love with his movies. I realize them's fightin' words in some circles. Especially 'round these parts. No, I'm not taking it back.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart but not pretentious. If I walked up to some random prison down south, I might just get shot by a man named Rick, 'cause I love me some braaaaains!.

You get sarcasm. Once I dated someone who didn't. It was super-fun!

You can smile without looking like it's causing you physical pain. Seriously, if smiling is something you don't really "do", go not do it in the corner with the people who don't get sarcasm.

You totally agree with something I've said above, and would like to express your approval with some sort of internet high-five.

You absolutely DO NOT agree with something I've said above, and would like to present a clear and concise list of reasons as to why I'm a moron.

You've read the whole thing, and feel entitled to some sort of certificate of completion, I guess I could probably get something worked up with my mediocre Adobe skills. I cannot guarantee paper quality.

You've spotted a grammatical error that you just can't let stand. I try to minimize the red squigglies as I'm writing my run-on sentences, but I'm not perfect. Also, you should know that I'm a one space after the period kind of guy. If that's too progressive for you, I can respect that, but I'm not changing unless it turns out that two spaces could end world hunger.