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shockmeshockme
26 / F / straight / Single
Long Beach, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 1" (1.54m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am short, road rage, and nevermind.
My Self-Summary
I make bad jokes and think they are hilarious. I love to cook. I
don't like long walks or the beach. I love music, specifically
punk rock,
metal, hardcore, indie, traditional ska, reggae, rocksteady, underground hip hop,
gangsta rap and old country. I enjoy your basic stuff like movies,
bars and books but I am looking to try some new things, like going
to more live comedy shows and aquariums and stuff. I'm usually
pretty shy at first but I will come out of my shell as soon as I'm
comfortable. I'm not looking for one-night stands. I'm an insomniac who's tired of
not being able to sleep.
***Update. Apparently it was not an insomnia problem. I have ADD and everything has changed. I am kind of normal now! Yay!
***Update. Apparently it was not an insomnia problem. I have ADD and everything has changed. I am kind of normal now! Yay!
What I’m doing with my life
I started a new job this year as an editorial assistant for a
boating magazine and a yachting magazine. But I don't know anything
about boats. Yes, yes, "I'm on a boat." I know.
I'm taking what I like to call "the scenic route" through school.
I'm taking what I like to call "the scenic route" through school.
I’m really good at
Making bad
jokes. Didn't I already tell you that? I'm also good at
repeating myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes/hair/tattoos. And probably my rack. What? I can't help it.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A) Harry Potter series, Angela's Ashes, Anything Grisham, Dean
Koontz/murder mystery type things.
(B) Green Street Hooligans, Gleaming the Cube, Walk The Line, Empire Records, Road House, 200 Cigarettes, Wedding Crashers, I <3 Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Shopgirl, Zoolander, Office Space, Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Old School, Boondock Saints, Dogma, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Notebook, Blazing Saddles, 12 Angry Men, Stalag 17, etc.
(C) The Devil Makes Three, Agent Orange, Immortal Technique, Stiff Little Fingers, Blood For Blood, The Trucks, Terror, Hank Sr., Judge Dread, Johnny Cash, Phyllis Dillon, Snoop, Hoods, Cock Sparrer, Sham 69, The Faint, etc.
(D) Thai, Mexican, Chinese, vegan, barbecue, etc.
(B) Green Street Hooligans, Gleaming the Cube, Walk The Line, Empire Records, Road House, 200 Cigarettes, Wedding Crashers, I <3 Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Shopgirl, Zoolander, Office Space, Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Old School, Boondock Saints, Dogma, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Notebook, Blazing Saddles, 12 Angry Men, Stalag 17, etc.
(C) The Devil Makes Three, Agent Orange, Immortal Technique, Stiff Little Fingers, Blood For Blood, The Trucks, Terror, Hank Sr., Judge Dread, Johnny Cash, Phyllis Dillon, Snoop, Hoods, Cock Sparrer, Sham 69, The Faint, etc.
(D) Thai, Mexican, Chinese, vegan, barbecue, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Well besides the obvious like friends and family, I'll say: Trader
Joe's, my bed, my papimo (papillon/american eskimo dog
mix), Pellegrino, music and a good pair of heels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how things would be cooler if I was taller. I would be nice to be
able to reach stuff on the top shelf at the grocery store. Why do
they have to put the Pellegrino so high up??
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at the bar with my friends or I'm at home vegging in my
PJs with my puppy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My eyes don't close all the way when I blink unless I'm thinking
about it.
You should message me if
...you are not a life asshole. Which means that you
aren't judgmental, shallow or an idiot and you are funny, smart,
attractive and have somewhat similar music interests. Also, you
should probably enjoy or not mind girls with meat on
their bones. Don't waste my time if you don't. :]
