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dickpictures

22 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:08pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
If it ever stops being weird, it's probably because I died. The most normal thing I'm doing is working on a bachelor's in illustration. I also hold down a job at a kinky coffee shop, get naked in photos for money, make my own costumes, travel to conventions to sell cosplay photos, hang out in goth clubs, sell obscene buttons, and maintain a busy and crowded sex life. You do what you gotta do.
I’m really good at
Making jokes that nobody understands, and not taking shit from anyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a spooky kid. I scare the hell out of old ladies sometimes and I feel kinda badly about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In general: I'm a horror junkie and I've got a major hard-on for cyberpunk sci-fi. I consume media like most people consume food.

Right now: Paint it Black.
Neal Stephenson, Warren Ellis, William Gibson, Junji Ito, Philip K. Dick, Lovecraft, Dave McKean, Neil Gaiman.

Hard Candy, Stalker, Brazil, Hackers, The Big Lebowski, Mean Girls, Mirrormask, Videodrome, High Fidelity, LoTR, Star Wars, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Right now: Monster.
Adventure Time, Venture Bros, Archer, QI, Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Right now: Nitzer Ebb, Morphine, Queens of the Stone Age.
Nine Inch Nails, IAMX, Massive Attack, Amanda Palmer, Placebo, Anything from Wax Trax!. psst: last.fm

Half sweets & coffee, half fresh veg & meats. I try.
For drinks; nothing beats a good rum.
The six things I could never do without
- coffee. so much of it.
- doc martens.
- small fuzzy domesticated mammals.
- dark rooms with loud music and crowds of weird people.
- pockets.
- this weird fucking city.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if he did, what if he didn't; what if the world was made of pudding?

How have some of you not gotten the memo about fedoras yet?

I finally had to admit to myself recently that I just plain don't like being in relationships. I enjoy cultivating deep friendships with my slampieces, but I'm not exactly the romantic type.
On a typical Friday night I am
Slinging coffee and dick jokes at your friendly neighborhood coffee-and-dick-joke shop for a few hours, then wandering over to the goth club so I can rub my nipples while listening to Goodbye Horses
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is an idea of a "dickpictures"; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you send generic mass messages I hope you die in a clown-bear-Lego-stairs shark-car crash-fire-accident. Just stop sending me stupid messages. Please. I am so tired of stupid messages. ;_;

Unfortunately, all of the following IS necessary to say.

You SHOULD message me if:
- You want to be the Crash to my Burn, not the Scott to my Ramona
- You have something to talk about
- That something is cats
- You have a good anti-joke to tell me
- You have strong opinions, but are able/willing to shut up and listen to someone else's
- You can onomatopoeize bagpipe music
- You clicked all of these links and you need help going on with your life

I will most likely message you back if you are:
- A high match
- Entertaining
- Somewhat resembling a Tim Burton character
- Intelligent/articulate
- Really goddamn weird

Filed under "shit I should not have to say", DO NOT message me if:
- You didn't read anything on my profile
- All you have to say is "hi"
- We have nothing in common at all
- You are mostly pretty ordinary
- You want to lecture me about my lifestyle choices or explicitly tell me how much you dislike me (oh no, my feelings)
- Your only goal is to insert your penis into the nearest consenting warm hole
- You are a member of a sex cult (Looking at you, SOMA Fingerbang Gang)
- You wear those goddamn toe shoes. DEALBREAKER
- You want to tell me about how sad and lonely your life is
- You are the type of person who is only interested in someone when they are not interested in you. I don't have time for yer games.
- You and your significant other have decided that a bisexual woman under 30 would be cheaper than a blow-up doll to play with
- You're a juggalo, otherkin, active in the military, weeaboo, anarchist, or fan of Ayn Rand
- If you describe yourself as a "gentleman" or a "nice guy" I not only don't want to date you, I want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧