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23 San Francisco, CA Gender Nonconforming, Cis Woman

Gender Nonconforming, Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you were thinking of skipping the reading and going straight to messaging me for sex, please click here. If not, ignore this and carry on.

Update December '14: Tripped, stumbled, fell into a formal arrangement with some tall weirdo I met on this website; we ain't exactly monogs but we're disgustingly into each other at the moment & not lookin for much else. try again later. However, don't be discouraged! I met him in this cesspool, maybe you'll meet someone who doesn't suck too!

Organic sentient meatsack seeks same. Must contain endoskeleton and no more than 4 artificial limbs.

Lisbeth Salander meets Harpo Marx seeks Spider Jerusalem meets James Deen. Two-headed cat a plus.

Goofball goth kid seeks smooth-talkin' tattooed nerd. No Redditors.

Dutch coffee seeks black coffee with five sugars. A bit of cream ok.

Sex-positivity and adventurous appetites required. May contain cats. There's about a 99.9% chance I'm not gonna be your girlfriend. If you're okay with that, read on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have my fingers in quite a lot of pies. Art school. kinky coffee shop, cosplay pinup, goth club, to name a few. I maintain a pretty active social life & dating is a huge part of that - I don't really like being in relationships, but I love the weirdness that is sex and dating in this modern era. It's all fuckin bizarre and hilarious and it's endlessly entertaining.

Recently I've been trying to dress and act more like an adult but I'm having trouble letting go of cupcakes and cartoon underwear.

Trying to deconstruct binaries. I'd like that to mean people would stop trying to put each other in boxes but mostly I just keep breaking computers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making it weird. Also cat-petting. I'm like, the best at cat-petting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't take myself nearly as seriously as my gratuitous selfies suggest.

"I like your hair"/"what does your shirt say?"/"HEY! HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN? HEY!"/"I like how you dance"/"*uncomfortable staring*"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In general: 90's revival. major hard-ons for the weird and creepy. unhealthy obsession with vintage computer technology & culture. no metal, minimal punk, mostly goth.

Right now: Saga.
Neal Stephenson, Warren Ellis, William Gibson, Junji Ito, Philip K. Dick, Lovecraft. Stories that are, in one way or another, immersive. Comix/graphix with unusual art styles.

Recently: Hardware, Beyond the Black Rainbow, The Hourglass Sanatorium.
Hard Candy, Stalker, Brazil, Hackers, Blade Runner, The Big Lebowski, Mean Girls, Mirrormask, Videodrome, High Fidelity, LoTR, Star Wars, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, THX 1138.
I could talk about movies for days. Show me something I haven't seen.

Right now: Penny Dreadful.
Adventure Time, Venture Bros, Archer, QI, Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, True Detective. It may be worth mentioning that I've come to really, really hate Doctor Who.

Right now: Nitzer Ebb, Trust, iamamiwhoami.
Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Massive Attack, Tricky, Morphine, Amanda Palmer, Fiona Apple, Placebo, Queens of the Stone Age, Anything from Wax Trax!. psst:

I eat as healthily and as adventurously as my wallet allows. I would cook more if I was home more, but alas.
I <3 meat and GMOs.
Insatiable sweet tooth. Feed me coffee.
Bulleit, Kraken, Sailor Jerry. Cold sake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a good but unpretentious cup of coffee.
- resting bitch face.
- meowmeows.
- dark music.
- pockets.
- my city.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if he did, what if he didn't; what if the world was made of pudding?

How have some of you not gotten the memo about fedoras yet?

Happy couples are super depressing to me, even more so when they try to bang me. I'm poisonous to you guys - keep clear of my spines.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slinging coffee and dick jokes at your friendly neighborhood coffee-and-dick-joke shop for a few hours, then wandering over to the goth club so I can rub my nipples while listening to Goodbye Horses
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is an idea of a "dickpictures"; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if your bottom line is to meet new people and have new experiences, not to convince someone/anyone to touch your genitals.

Unfortunately, all of the following IS necessary to say. I list all of these things because I get a lot of messages and the last thing I want is to waste anyone's time.

You SHOULD message me if:
- You want to be the Crash to my Burn, not the Scott to my Ramona
- You have something to talk about
- That something is cats
- You have a good anti-joke to tell me
- You have strong opinions, but are able/willing to shut up and listen to someone else's
- You can onomatopoeize bagpipe music
- You are the kind of kinky person who thinks the whole thing is hilarious and values consent and chemistry
- You have some really stupid tattoos with really good stories behind them
- You clicked all of these links and you need help going on with your life

I will most likely message you back if you are:
- A high match
- Entertaining
- Somewhat resembling a Tim Burton character
- Beardless (sorry dudes, but ick)
- Intelligent/articulate
- Really goddamn weird

Filed under "shit I should not have to say", DO NOT message me if:
- You didn't read anything on my profile
- All you have to say is "hi"
- We have nothing in common at all
- You are mostly pretty ordinary
- You are over 37 years old. Hey old dudes: GO AWAY. I ain't your fuckin Lolita.
- You are the kind of kinky person who thinks 50 Shades of Grey or Secretary are romantic, or just wants to act out your lame fantasies on whatever bit of flesh is willing. No.
- You want to lecture me about my lifestyle choices or explicitly tell me how much you dislike me (oh no, my feelings)
- Your only goal is to insert your penis into the nearest consenting warm hole
- You are a member of a sex cult (Looking at you, SOMA Fingerbang Gang)
- You wear those goddamn toe shoes. DEALBREAKER
- You don't cuddle. Seriously, what the fuck?
- You want to tell me about how sad and lonely your life is
- You are the type of person who is only interested in someone when they are not interested in you. I don't have time for yer games.
- You and your significant other thought it would be a great idea to make a joint okcupid profile & message young bisexual girls. You're totally the first to have that idea. Every single one of you.
- You're a juggalo, otherkin, active in the military, weeaboo, anarchist, or fan of Ayn Rand
- If you describe yourself as a "gentleman" or a "nice guy" I not only don't want to date you, I want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧