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dickpictures

22 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:37pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you were thinking of skipping the reading and going straight to messaging me for sex, please click here. If not, ignore this and carry on.

Organic sentient meatsack seeks same. Must contain endoskeleton and no more than 4 artificial limbs.

Lisbeth Salander meets Harpo Marx seeks Spider Jerusalem meets James Deen. Two-headed cat a plus.

Goofball goth kid seeks smooth-talkin' tattooed nerd. No Redditors.

Dutch coffee seeks black coffee with five sugars. A bit of cream ok.

Sex-positivity and adventurous appetites required. May contain cats. There's about a 99.9% chance I'm not gonna be your girlfriend. If you're okay with that, read on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have my fingers in quite a lot of pies. Art school. kinky coffee shop, cosplay pinup, goth club, to name a few. I maintain a pretty active social life & dating is a huge part of that - I don't really like being in relationships, but I love the weirdness that is sex and dating in this modern era.

Trying to deconstruct binaries. I'd like that to mean people would stop trying to put each other in boxes but mostly I just keep breaking computers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making it weird. Also cat-petting. I'm like, the best at cat-petting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm incredibly distinctive-looking. Pick one.

"I like your hair"/"what does your shirt say?"/"HEY! HEY! WHERE YOU GOIN? HEY!"/"I like how you dance"/"*uncomfortable staring*"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In general: 90's revival. major hard-ons for the weird and creepy. unhealthy obsession with vintage computer technology & culture. so goth I shit bats and piss eyeliner.

Right now: Sandman.
Neal Stephenson, Warren Ellis, William Gibson, Junji Ito, Philip K. Dick, Lovecraft. Stories that are, in one way or another, immersive. Comix/graphix with unusual art styles.

Hard Candy, Stalker, Brazil, Hackers, Blade Runner, The Big Lebowski, Mean Girls, Mirrormask, Videodrome, High Fidelity, LoTR, Star Wars, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, THX 1138.
I could talk about movies for days. Show me something I haven't seen.

Right now: True Detective.
Adventure Time, Venture Bros, Archer, QI, Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It may be worth mentioning that I've come to really, really hate Doctor Who.

Right now: Nitzer Ebb, Trust, The Cure.
Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Massive Attack, Tricky, Morphine, Amanda Palmer, Fiona Apple, Placebo, Queens of the Stone Age, Anything from Wax Trax!. psst: last.fm
Occasionally, something actually contemporary.

I eat as healthily and as adventurously as my wallet allows. Insatiable sweet tooth. Feed me coffee.
For drinks; rum, bourbon, cold sake. nothin fruity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a good but unpretentious cup of coffee.
- doc martens.
- meowmeows.
- dark music.
- pockets.
- my city.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if he did, what if he didn't; what if the world was made of pudding?

How have some of you not gotten the memo about fedoras yet?

"what the heck is at the top of these rock walls/mountains that these white boys are so eager to get to"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slinging coffee and dick jokes at your friendly neighborhood coffee-and-dick-joke shop for a few hours, then wandering over to the goth club so I can rub my nipples while listening to Goodbye Horses
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is an idea of a "dickpictures"; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if your bottom line is to meet new people and have new experiences, not to convince someone/anyone to touch your genitals.

Unfortunately, all of the following IS necessary to say. I list all of these things because I get a lot of messages and the last thing I want is to waste anyone's time.

You SHOULD message me if:
- You want to be the Crash to my Burn, not the Scott to my Ramona
- You have something to talk about
- That something is cats
- You have a good anti-joke to tell me
- You have strong opinions, but are able/willing to shut up and listen to someone else's
- You can onomatopoeize bagpipe music
- You clicked all of these links and you need help going on with your life

I will most likely message you back if you are:
- A high match
- Entertaining
- Somewhat resembling a Tim Burton character
- Beardless (sorry dudes, but ick)
- Intelligent/articulate
- Really goddamn weird

Filed under "shit I should not have to say", DO NOT message me if:
- You didn't read anything on my profile
- All you have to say is "hi"
- We have nothing in common at all
- You are mostly pretty ordinary
- You are over 37 years old. Hey old dudes: GO AWAY. I ain't your fuckin Lolita.
- You want to lecture me about my lifestyle choices or explicitly tell me how much you dislike me (oh no, my feelings)
- Your only goal is to insert your penis into the nearest consenting warm hole
- You are a member of a sex cult (Looking at you, SOMA Fingerbang Gang)
- You wear those goddamn toe shoes. DEALBREAKER
- You want to tell me about how sad and lonely your life is
- You are the type of person who is only interested in someone when they are not interested in you. I don't have time for yer games.
- You and your significant other thought it would be a great idea to make a joint okcupid profile & message young bisexual girls. You're totally the first to have that idea. Every single one of you.
- You're a juggalo, otherkin, active in the military, weeaboo, anarchist, or fan of Ayn Rand
- If you describe yourself as a "gentleman" or a "nice guy" I not only don't want to date you, I want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧