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shoeless398

32 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm stuck somewhere between a happy-go-lucky wanderer who follows the rabbit hole and an impassioned goal seeker who sets course and doesn't veer off it.

I love traveling and have have been to 6 of the 7 continents, having lived briefly in Europe and Australia. Last year I spent a month in a little village in Malawi, Africa working with the non-profit organization I co-founded there. I love telling stories, and tend to have a lot of them to share, be it opening up for Jon Stewart when I lived in NY, cooking a wedding dinner for 200 people on a days notice, being escorted out of the vatican, diving with sharks, and "mean-mugging" with both lil Jon & lil Wayne (which is far more awkward than you'd think - Nice to meet you Mr. Wayne, or should I call you lil?)

When not traveling, I'm winning dance off's (seriously, I'll tear up a dance floor if you let me), showing off my ridiculously good juggling and hula hooping skills (ever see someone do both at the same time?) or drinking wine on sunny days in the park talking about anything from complex social problems to the meaning of life to what cruel person thought it was funny to put an "s" in the word Lisp.

I also like to cook, talk in accents, and pretend I'm a good singer. Usually I do all three at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got my dream job, running a non-profit, traveling when I can, doting on my neice and nephew, trying to write a book, enjoying the company of friends and making new ones.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding questions generated by online profiles...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won best smile and best eyes in high school, so I guess one of those two.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nothing beats my homemade bruschetta. Bonus points to whoever can give me a proper phonetic spelling of Bruschetta. This Italian will be impressed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
passport
Laughter
Family/friends
Good music
A good story to tell and someone to listen
Fruit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want from life. new ideas. injustice and how to fight it. where I want to travel next. Where to open my beach bar. Who would win in a fight between a Zombie a ninja and a vampire and seriously, who put the "s" in the word lisp??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting lost to the city
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was growing up I wanted to be a truck. It didn't pan out. I was and still am completely and utterly devastated. Also, I am probably the only person in the world who can actually lick their elbow...I should probably just go join the circus.
You should message me if
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You are down to follow the rabbit hole and up for an adventure. You can share with me a story, teach me something new, carry on a good conversation about just about anything, want to drink some wine, watch a ballgame or spin a globe and go where the wind takes us.