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shoggoth87

22 / M / straight / Single

La Mesa, California

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I am unpredictable, humorous, and interesting.

My Self-Summary

Cynical comedian, loves anything horror or comedy related. Likes playing video games, hanging out, watching movies. Plays guitar.
I really like cracking jokes and just hanging out on a day to day basis, making people laugh is something I love to do.
I'm pretty much looking for a relationship and...that's about it. I don't want more 'friends' or 'pen pals,' I'm fine with the ones I have.
Although I do joke around about 99% of the time, every once and I while I can be deep, philosophical and thoughtful, I just don't like being that way for too long.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently attending Grossmont college in El Cajon, near San Diego. Working, getting by.

I’m really good at

Computers, doodling, comedy, writing, jokes, apparently not filling these things out with a lot of detail.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm usually pretty quiet up front, but after a bit I don't shut up. Also, as I've already mentioned, jokes. I joke all the time, about anything and anyone. No topic is too taboo to joke about, but I try to keep it clean...around children.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Lovecraft, Stephen King, magazines, science fiction, fantasy (yes, I'm geeky), anything really.
Movies: Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Jay and Silent Job Strike Back, The Dark Knight, Star Wars (Not the new ones), anything except romantic comedies
Music: Rock, Metal, Death/Black Metal, ska, techno, electronic, ambient, too many bands to list.
Food: ALL OF IT. Except mustard.

The six things I could never do without

Energy Drinks, A computer with internet (that might be 2), a watch, a knife, and a sketchbook.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Um......You sure you want to know?

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out at home or at a friend's house...God I'm a loser

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm awful at dates, no matter what I do it always ends in disaster. Also, awkward silences kill me. And I hate children with a passion.

You should message me if

You're seeking someone who doesn't take anything too seriously, wants someone to share their geekiness, laugh out loud in real life, watch cheesy horror movies and have a few beers with.