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23 Minneapolis, MN Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:50pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read." Hedberg
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time as a landscaper, part time as a personal trainer, going to school for business, and hopefully someday I'll own my own company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funny, talking about interesting shit, witty remarks, sarcasm, kickboxing, drawing, and teaching people new things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, my blue eyes, how real I keep it, even when it goes wrong. -If you get the reference your totally in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stand up Comics, Mitch Hedberg, Louis Ck, Bill Burr, David Chapelle, Doug Standhope, Jim Norton, Bruce Bruce, Big Jay Oakerson, Tom Segura, Duncan Trussel, Ari Shaffir, Joe Rogan
Movies, Chappie, Interstellar, Inglorious Bastards, Half Baked, This Is The End, Grandma's Boy, American History X, Sinister, Fight Club, Reqrium For a Dream, The Fountain, Earthlings, Zeitgeist, What A Way To Go, Anything with Ed Norton, Dave Chapelle, Chris Farley, and documentaries in general.
TV South park, Trailer park boys, Chapelle's show, Workaholics, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Duncan Trussel Family Hour, Transcendentally Speaking with Dr. Christopher Ryan, The Cosmos, It's Always sunny in philly, Wilfred, Louie, Locked Up Abroad, Man vs Wild, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalpse, Loiter Squad, Futurama, Archer, Tosh.0, America Book Of Secrets
Music, Classic Rock, Underground hip hop, Technical Metal, Hard Rock, Classical, Jazz, Blues, I'm picky about folk, rap and country. I've been listening to a lot of JJ Grey & Mofro Jones and classic hip hop lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purpose, humor, pot, other humans, kombucha, fluffy animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my dog spends his time doing while I'm away at work. I wonder where manners and chivalry went. I often wonder why dubbstep, or gangster rap is considered music. I wonder why republicans are racist. I wonder why my cat is a lazy free loader. And I think about my next mushroom trip. I wonder if I should start a cult. I want to join a christian school, scream, "hail satan," after every prayer, and sue for religious discrimination when I get expelled.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to the bar or a house party, smoking some reefer, "devil's herb," hanging out with some buddies playing cards, or snuggling with my dog or my cat, I don't discriminate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I actually posted a shirtless picture of myself on a dating website, haha, but for real that's me, I don't catfish people.
You should message me if
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you have a well developed, robust unibrow, you drive a creeper van, or you have 17 cats.