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sholaft11

22 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"If your lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house, I was once lost, but now I live here, I've positively changed my predicament." Hedberg, classic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time as a landscaper, part time as a personal trainer, going to school for business, and hopefully someday I'll own my own company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
free-styling, stand up, drawing, Muay Thai, back rubs
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, my blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stand up Comics, Mitch Hedberg, Louis Ck, Bill Burr, David Chapelle, Doug Standhope, Jim Norton, Bruce Bruce, Big Jay Oakerson, Tom Segura, Duncan Trussel, Ari Shaffir, Joe Rogan
Movies, American History x, Fight Club, Reqrium For a Dream, The Fountain, Earthlings, Zeitgeist, What A Way To Go, Anything with Ed Norton, Dave Chapelle, Chris Farley, and documentaries in general.
TV South park, Trailer park boys, Chapelle's show, Workaholics, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Duncan Trussel Family Hour, Transcendentally Speaking with Dr. Christopher Ryan, The Cosmos, It's Always sunny in philly, Wilfred, Louie, Locked Up Abroad, Man vs Wild, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalpse, Loiter Squad, Futurama, Archer, Tosh.0, America Book Of Secrets
Music, Classic Rock, Underground hip hop, Technical Metal, Hard Rock, Classical, Jazz, Blues, I'm picky about folk, rap and country. I've been listening to a lot of JJ Grey & Mofro Jones and classic hip hop lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, cute animals, my car, reefer or spicy food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've been trying to come up with a stand up set, and I have tons of jokes, it's just hard to book a spot, so I'm constantly thinking of funny shit to say.
I also love to discuss politics, current events, conspiracies, art, sports, and spirituality. I also spend a lot of time thinking about string theory, intelligent life in the universe, the singularity of consciousness, aka deep philosophical stoner shit, and last but not least, sex, I think about that last one a lot, but I try not to, that's the down side of being a man, #femaleprivlege. haha
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to the bar or a house party, smoking some reefer, "devil's herb," hanging out with some buddies playing cards, or snuggling with my dog or my cat, I don't discriminate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I actually posted a shirtless picture of myself on a dating website, haha, but for real that's me, I don't catfish people.
You should message me if
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you have a well developed, robust unibrow, you drive a creeper van, or you have 17 cats.