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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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I've always had a hard time composing these self summaries and being satisfied with what I've written. As it would turn out, it's not easy trying to tell the world at large who you are. So I'll go with some of the basics: I'm Derek, and I like doing, listening to, and watching cool shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in a bit of a transition period at the moment. And yes, I like to be cryptic sometimes. Initially, I enjoy an aura of mystique.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've got cat like reflexes. Seriously, I catch shit falling all the time. I'll also kick 95.3% of the population's ass at several given Nintendo games. And dancing. I've got some groove.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It depends on the situation in which you meet me. Either, I'm tall, my distinct vernacular, or my awesome dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I can honestly say that I enjoy pretty much every genre of movie, but I do have my favorites: the Godzilla movies, The Big Lebowski/Coen Bros., Stanley Kubrick, Evil Dead, Studio Ghibli, Pixar, A Scanner Darkly, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, 12 Angry Men, The Raid, Rosemary's Baby, Wong Kar Wai, Fight Club/David Fincher, The Conjuring, Star Wars (original trilogy only folks), The Truman Show, Jurassic Park, The Lego Movie, everything Marvel is doing, Akira Kurosawa, Across the Universe, Kiss Kiss Bang... damn it, this is already too long. Just picture the list going on... and on... and on...

It is in my humble opinion that Funk music is best music. With that said, I can say that I appreciate most kinds of music, so I'm open always open to new stuff. Here are some favorites: GRiZ, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Zero 7, Caravan Palace, Parov Stelar, C2C, Gramatik, Kygo, Halcali, Dance Gavin Dance, Infected Mushroom, Bag Raiders, Jimi Hendrix, Foals, Hey Ocean!, Hall & Oats.

Harry Potter (what self respecting millennial hasn't read these), The Know-it-All, John Dies at the End, Brave New World, Gillian Flynn Chuck Palahniuk, HP Lovecraft, The Way of The Peaceful Warrior, The Tail of the Dog in the Night-time, The Power of Habit. Slowly becoming the book worm I once was.

TV Shows:
I watch a lot of the usual Netflix suspects you see on countless other lists on here, but some of my favorites are Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Penn and Teller's Fool Us, Futurama, House, Gurren Lagann, FLCL, yada yada...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, seriously, it's a good thing that I have such a hyperactive metabolism.
My generally positive outlook on life and people.
People/friends. They fascinate and amuse me to no end.
Self reflection/time to unwind and get my head on straight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and all the awesome things I'm gonna do in life.
Internet slacktivism.
The inherent miracle of life and getting to exist in the first place.
My next meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever I want to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't sing in the shower, I dance instead.
You should message me if
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You wanna see what Life With Derek is like.