you were never featured on Dateline's "To catch a predator"
you aren't comfortable with awkward silences
you're open to trying new things
you have a pet that I can "borrow" and make my own since I love
animals but can't have one in my building
you can handle the feisty Russian that's in me..she's a part of me
but is usually fairly well behaved...worse when it's rainy
you're funny, charming, witty, and handsome
Bonus: you wear glasses and have facial hair; these are a few of my
Update: so after meeting many lets say "interesting" characters of
Philadelphia, I think it wise to add a list of when to NOT message
You are currently still married
You have kids that you neglect to mention..not nice, daddy
You may not have been on "to catch a predator" directly but you
have many predatory tendencies...
You just want some action..that's cool and all but I'm looking for
a little more than an "activity partner"