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shortfatnbald

39 / M / straight / Single

Leeds, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Kids
Has children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am 1, 2, and 3.

My Self-Summary

thanks for taking the time to view my profile. not into one night stands so please stop asking and move on. if you like what you read then please say hi , i dont bite and will always get back to you.
1 how brief would you like it short. fat and bald. hairy. ugly. glasses. smelly feet. hairy back n bum. kids. skint and would describe my looks as homer simpson chewing a wasp. as you can see i have been well blessed and now i will look forward to the thousands of emails im gonna recieve when all you gorgeous ladys see my profile.

What I’m doing with my life

full time dad of three girls

I’m really good at

any diy, joinery, plastering, plumbing, painting and land scape gardening.

The first things people usually notice about me

cheeky grin

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

any food at all dab hand in the kitchen, love to cook.
any comedy films.

The six things I could never do without

my kids
family
friends
car
food
and you ha ha

I spend a lot of time thinking about

you

On a typical Friday night I am

normally stay in with my kids

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i am single

You should message me if

you want to