Heyo, my name is Sara. Get ready for one of the worst personal descriptions you'll ever read:

Recent college graduate with a degree in English and a dream of being a writer, so I'm very excited about my future in retail. Actually had a book published while in college, so writing may not be the pipe dream I think it is. Living in/around Boston for the foreseeable future, originally from New York. Funny, weird, mega-sarcastic, into books, movies, video games, and other stuff people usually put in these. Don't know what I'm doing. Don't like putting subjects in my sentences, apparently.

Once upon a time I was overweight, and I still am at certain angles, but I've been going to the gym steadily for the past six months and have lost a lot of weight/clothing that fits properly. I'm still fat, but I'm at the point where I can call myself "full figured" and not feel like a douche bag. I like the gym. I mean, I hate it too, but I like it. You know. I also like using subjects in my sentences again, yaaaayyyy.

I shaved my head bald once, but I have hair now.

Trying to figure that out right now. Constantly writing, working at a tea store so I can, you know, eat.

Writing (stories, not dating site stuff), joking around, cooking very simple things and occasionally very complicated things, finding random islands off the coast of Lynn, MA, that have no public parking.

My gloriously beautiful blue eyes, marred by my glasses.

Favorite Books: Too many to list. I really like Haruki Murakami and Ryu Murakami (for totally different reasons), Neil Gaiman, Roald Dahl, Joe Hill, DBC Pierre, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Svetlana Alexiyevich, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Junji Ito, Cynthia Ozick, a lot more fiction writers, and a lot of non-fiction and more comic book writers as well.

Favorite Movies: First five that come to mind: "Brazil," "Secretary," "The Dark Knight," "Ghostbusters," "Eastern Promises." And I don't mean for this to sound weird/perverted, but some of the best parodies being made today are in porn.

Favorite Shows: Game of Thrones, Project Runway, those weird and incredibly silly documentary shows Netflix has about sex, 30 Rock, most of the ridiculous crap on TLC, RuPaul's Drag Race, and many, many more.

Favorite Music: I like A LOT of music but my favorite band is Rammstein because I like to see my bands doing more on stage than stumbling around like a bunch of wounded ducks.

Favorite Food: Japanese anything, popcorn, Coke slushies, breakfast, apples.

1. Food
2. Clothing
3. Shelter
4. My glasses
5. Notebook with pencil/pen
6. Sense of humor
BONUS! The ability to count. Also my bike, now that T fare has gone up. Still mastering the art of turning left, though.

What I'm going to do now that I've graduated school, what eyeballs would look like if they were concave, is the reason why people starting drinking cow milk as gross as I think it is, why the OkCupid notification thing looks like a toilet, etc.

I hate peas.

you think either of these are funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdhAzIVC9iw&feature=plcp
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafd97yJFOI&feature=channel&list=UL

Also if you are okay with the fact that I'm a fan of the Yankees, the Giants, and the Jets.