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24 F Allston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 3, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Heyo, my name is Sara. Get ready for one of the worst personal descriptions you'll ever read:

Recent college graduate with a degree in English and a dream of being a writer, so I'm very excited about my future in retail. Actually had a book published while in college, so writing may not be the pipe dream I think it is. Living in/around Boston for the foreseeable future, originally from New York. Funny, weird, mega-sarcastic, into books, movies, video games, and other stuff people usually put in these. Don't know what I'm doing. Don't like putting subjects in my sentences, apparently.

Once upon a time I was overweight, and I still am at certain angles, but I've been going to the gym steadily for the past six months and have lost a lot of weight/clothing that fits properly. I'm still fat, but I'm at the point where I can call myself "full figured" and not feel like a douche bag. I like the gym. I mean, I hate it too, but I like it. You know. I also like using subjects in my sentences again, yaaaayyyy.

I shaved my head bald once, but I have hair now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure that out right now. Constantly writing, working at a tea store so I can, you know, eat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing (stories, not dating site stuff), joking around, cooking very simple things and occasionally very complicated things, finding random islands off the coast of Lynn, MA, that have no public parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gloriously beautiful blue eyes, marred by my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books: Too many to list. I really like Haruki Murakami and Ryu Murakami (for totally different reasons), Neil Gaiman, Roald Dahl, Joe Hill, DBC Pierre, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Svetlana Alexiyevich, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Junji Ito, Cynthia Ozick, a lot more fiction writers, and a lot of non-fiction and more comic book writers as well.

Favorite Movies: First five that come to mind: "Brazil," "Secretary," "The Dark Knight," "Ghostbusters," "Eastern Promises." And I don't mean for this to sound weird/perverted, but some of the best parodies being made today are in porn.

Favorite Shows: Game of Thrones, Project Runway, those weird and incredibly silly documentary shows Netflix has about sex, 30 Rock, most of the ridiculous crap on TLC, RuPaul's Drag Race, and many, many more.

Favorite Music: I like A LOT of music but my favorite band is Rammstein because I like to see my bands doing more on stage than stumbling around like a bunch of wounded ducks.

Favorite Food: Japanese anything, popcorn, Coke slushies, breakfast, apples.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food
2. Clothing
3. Shelter
4. My glasses
5. Notebook with pencil/pen
6. Sense of humor
BONUS! The ability to count. Also my bike, now that T fare has gone up. Still mastering the art of turning left, though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do now that I've graduated school, what eyeballs would look like if they were concave, is the reason why people starting drinking cow milk as gross as I think it is, why the OkCupid notification thing looks like a toilet, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate peas.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think either of these are funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdhAzIVC9iw&feature=plcp
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafd97yJFOI&feature=channel&list=UL

Also if you are okay with the fact that I'm a fan of the Yankees, the Giants, and the Jets.