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30 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:06pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
**Let me start this by saying, if you're just looking to get laid then you can stop reading right now. I get like a thousand messages a day that just say "damn you are so fine" and it's getting exhausting. So if you're thinking to yourself "I need me a slice of THAT", but you can't handle the whole pie, then just move along***

I was born and raised in upstate NY, but I've lived in FL for 7 years now. I'm a graphic designer and part time, wannabe music producer. I'm opinionated, but open-minded. Loud, but introverted. Sarcastic, but completely honest.

I'm not really a typical manly man: I don't really drink, I don't really care about sports (aside from Syracuse basketball!) and I only own like 3 tools (you'd be surprised how far you can get in life with a Phillips head, a tape measure and a hammer). However, I will say I'm a pretty great dude where it counts. I'm open with my feelings, well mannered, open-minded, I genuinely listen when people talk to me, and I'm super empathetic. So if that sounds like what you're looking for, I'm probably your guy.

Looking to find a like-minded girl to spend time with, and experience some weird, new adventures!

You can check out my questions for a pretty solid view of who I am and what I'm about... and how hilarious I may or may not be.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a graphic designer at a social media marketing firm. I would be a baller if not for student loans. I wish I didn't live so far away from my family, but I'm enjoying the experience of life in Florida.
I’m really good at
Tomfoolery, Double Dare for Nintendo, 3-legged races, sorting Skittles then eating them in order from worst to best (orange to yellow), martial arts demos, Skip-Bo, 7th grade social studies, flipping grilled cheese sandwiches, identifying ferns, remembering some of the words to a million songs, finding the Big Dipper... at a planetarium.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my laugh because I spend about 93% of my day laughing. Also the fact that when I laugh, it appears as though I can't see out of my squinty eyes, but I totally can.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There is just WAY too much to list on here...
So, I'm just going to list a few things, but don't take this as an all-inclusive list.


Art and Fear
Stumbling Upon Happiness


Machine Gun Preacher
Saving Silverman


An Idiot Abroad
Always Sunny
Daily Show
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Walking Dead
Parks and Rec
American Dad
And like 50 million others...

Also, you can probably sucker me into liking any trashy reality show. It only takes about 3 episodes and I'm locked in.


Big Sean
Neon Indian
Miike Snow
Pusha T


I seriously love so much food this is an impossible list. Some favorites would be pizza + wings (NY style obv), Spanish food, Italian food, really good bread, chocolate covered pretzels, and damn near anything else that's not blue cheese.
The six things I could never do without
my family, my computer, a good book, some good music, a sketchbook, and a bottle of water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life and what we're put here to accomplish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fearing the inevitable return of Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once made an online dating profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You viewed my page, and don't want me to feel hurt that you read all my stuff then decided NOT to message me. I'm not sure how many more fruitless profile visits my heart can bear...