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showjumperguy

26 M Burlingame, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Why do normal Oreos even exist now that there are Double Stuffed? Seriously..!

I'm a goofy, occasionaly sarcastic, fun-loving, dorky romantic who prefers to be laughing, cracking really lame jokes/puns, and making silly faces. I can be pretty easily amused at times, and occasionally find the stupidest things totally awesome. If there is music playing wherever I am, I'm usually listening to it in the back of my mind, and if the song turns in to something awesome I will immediatly stop everything and start rocking/dorking out on the spot, just for the sake of being a goof. (There may or may not have been an instance involving me impersonating Micheal Jackson to one of his songs).

I grew up playing sports (mostly soccer and horses) and love being competitive! I'll take you on at just about anything. Even if I've never done it before, I'm still in it to win! Haha. Of course, I'm a pretty good sport though.

All that being said, I'm secretly a nice person (I mean... we can't go broadcasting it because then people will just start to expect things from me! ;) lol). I've even paid for strangers tickets who didn't have enough money to get in to a show/concert. There went my beer money! RIP =(

As for what I'm looking for:
Someone who can share my off-the-wall (and frequently inappropriate: "Thats what she said" included) sense of humor, is sweet, pretty smart, and isn't afraid to be a little bit (or a lot..) of a goof/dork from time to time. I believe the correct word is "adorkable".
Major super-bonus-brownie points if you like country music =)
What I’m doing with my life
Riding horses
Working the corporate life at the family business.
I’m really good at
*Riding horses
*Making cookies (from scratch!)
*Making caramelized apples (and with vanilla ice cream? Ooooohhh mama..)
*Math (weird, right?)
*Picking all the GOOD Jelly Beans out of the 'assorted' containers (also with all the marshmallows in Lucky Charms haha)
The first things people usually notice about me
My posture, and APPARENTLY my accent.
Even though I was born and raised in the Bay Area, that hasn't stopped at least 50 people asking where, in Europe, I'm from... :P

Ps.. I don't have an accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
A Farewell To Arms
Pride and Prejudice
(Currently reading) Great Expectations

Movies:
Monty Python
Anything by Mel Brooks
'Classic' 80s movies (Footloose, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, etc..)
Stupid/Awesome comedies (21 Jump Street, Anchor Man..)
Pride and Prejudice

TV:
Top Gear
How I Met Your Mother
2 Broke Girls
South Park/Family Guy/Simpsons/American Dad/Archer
Daily Show/Colbert Report
The Mentalist, NCIS, Suits
Sleepy Hollow

Music:
Country
More Country
Classic Rock/80's
90's
Alternative
'Oldies'/Motown
Country
The six things I could never do without
Horses
A guitar
Hot shower
Music
Tivo!
Gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why/How that really fat guy over there has a gf and I dont! Duuude!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sorry, we don't talk about Fight Club
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to be someone a girl could brag about to their friends. If not, then I've failed miserably.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're adorkable and distrust vegetarians =)