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showjumperguy

25 / M / Straight / Single

Burlingame, California

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a bit shy around people I don't know. People say I'm really smart and have high standards. I'm not too sure what to think, I guess I'll both agree and disagree. I try to be nice to everyone.

That being said, I am a pretty goofy, fun-loving, dorky romantic who prefers to be laughing, cracking really lame jokes/puns, and making silly faces. I can be pretty easily amused at times, and occasionally find the stupidest things totally awesome just for how bad/lame/stupid/awesome they are lol. "Wait, we're catapulting people in to a giant pool of Jello?! YES! I WANT IN!".

Don't think this means I'm immature though. I can blend in just as well with high society. For some crazy reason, parents love me haha.

I'm also pretty competitive and will take you on at just about anything! Even if I've never played it before, I still want to win damnit. Lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I just bought a horse, so there's that...

Also, working the 8-5 life as a Project Manager for my family's business, and running around to horse shows.
I’m really good at
*Riding horses
*Making cookies (from scratch!)
*Making caramelized apples (and with vanilla ice cream? Ooooohhh mama..)
*Math (weird, right?)
*Picking all the GOOD Jelly Beans out of the 'assorted' containers (also with all the marshmallows in Lucky Charms haha)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
A Farewell To Arms
Pride and Prejudice

Movies:
Monty Python
Anything by Mel Brooks
'Classic' 80s movies (Footloose, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, etc..)
Stupid/Awesome comedies (21 Jump Street, Anchor Man..)
Pride and Prejudice

TV:
Top Gear
How I Met Your Mother (so sad it's ending!)
2 Broke Girls
South Park/Family Guy/Simpsons/American Dad
Daily Show/Colbert Report
The Mentalist, NCIS, Suits

Music:
Country
More Country
Classic Rock/80's
90's
Alternative
'Oldies'/Motown
Country
The six things I could never do without
Horses
A guitar
Hot shower (Bow chica wow wow! Haha, yeah, no. Well, yeah too... Wait, what?)
Music
Tivo!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why/How that really fat guy over there has a gf and I dont! Lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Home or out with people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not long ago, I found out that my car is the main character's car in '50 Shades of Grey'.. Not sure how I feel about it lol
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're fun, but also smart, kind, and don't do drugs.

... And have an equally bizarre, off-the-wall, sense of humor that involves making crazy faces or trying to scare someone, or trying to put dirty thoughts in to the other person's head.