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26 M Burlingame, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:57pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Why do normal Oreos even exist now that there are Double Stuffed? Seriously..!

I'm a goofy, occasionaly sarcastic, fun-loving, dorky romantic who prefers to be laughing, cracking really lame jokes/puns, and making silly faces. I can be pretty easily amused at times, and occasionally find the stupidest things totally awesome. If there is music playing wherever I am, I'm usually listening to it in the back of my mind, and if the song turns in to something awesome I will immediatly stop everything and start rocking/dorking out on the spot, just for the sake of being a goof. (There may or may not have been an instance involving me impersonating Micheal Jackson to one of his songs).

I grew up playing sports (mostly soccer and horses) and love being competitive! I'll take you on at just about anything. Even if I've never done it before, I'm still in it to win! Haha. Of course, I'm a pretty good sport though.

All that being said, I'm secretly a nice person (I mean... we can't go broadcasting it because then people will just start to expect things from me! ;) lol). I've even paid for strangers tickets who didn't have enough money to get in to a show/concert. There went my beer money! RIP =(

As for what I'm looking for:
Someone who can share my off-the-wall (and frequently inappropriate: "Thats what she said" included) sense of humor, is sweet, pretty smart, and isn't afraid to be a little bit (or a lot..) of a goof/dork from time to time. I believe the correct word is "adorkable".
Major super-bonus-brownie points if you like country music =)
What I’m doing with my life
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Riding horses
Working the corporate life at the family business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Riding horses
*Making cookies (from scratch!)
*Making caramelized apples (and with vanilla ice cream? Ooooohhh mama..)
*Math (weird, right?)
*Picking all the GOOD Jelly Beans out of the 'assorted' containers (also with all the marshmallows in Lucky Charms haha)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My posture, and APPARENTLY my accent.
Even though I was born and raised in the Bay Area, that hasn't stopped at least 50 people asking where, in Europe, I'm from... :P

Ps.. I don't have an accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Farewell To Arms
Pride and Prejudice
(Currently reading) Great Expectations

Monty Python
Anything by Mel Brooks
'Classic' 80s movies (Footloose, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, etc..)
Stupid/Awesome comedies (21 Jump Street, Anchor Man..)
Pride and Prejudice

Top Gear
How I Met Your Mother
2 Broke Girls
South Park/Family Guy/Simpsons/American Dad/Archer
Daily Show/Colbert Report
The Mentalist, NCIS, Suits
Sleepy Hollow

More Country
Classic Rock/80's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar
Hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why/How that really fat guy over there has a gf and I dont! Duuude!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sorry, we don't talk about Fight Club
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be someone a girl could brag about to their friends. If not, then I've failed miserably.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're adorkable and distrust vegetarians =)