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27 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman, Cis Woman

Woman, Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Queer, Bisexual
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there!

I'm Shauna and I'm sarcastic and contemplative in equal measures. Routine makes me uncomfortable. If I'm not continuously learning and evolving, I feel like I'm falling behind. I'm queer. I'm nerdy. (If you think you can beat me at 7 Wonders, Mario Kart, or MtG you should probably just send me a message now.) I'm GGG. I'm unapologetically plus size. I'm pierced and inked. Photography is my art of choice. I believe in equality. I believe in charity and paying it forward. I'm a sucker for bearded, nerdy, motorcycle riding folk. I don't care what your Myers Briggs type is. I'm a cat person and a dog person.

Things I love: alphabetized lists, animals, art, beards, being an auntie, big dogs, black cardigans, board games, Bosnia, Boston terriers, bright lipstick, burlesque, cartoons, cats, craft beer, cute shoes, Disneyland, documentaries, French bulldogs, gingers, glasses, good manners, herbal tea, hockey, improv, Indian food, IPAs, kids, kindergarten, musicals, narwhals, nerdy guys, Nintendo, pale ales, peacocks, people-first language, people who smell good, philosophy, photography, pit bulls, Prague, prime lenses, psychology, purple, road trips, sarcasm, slam poetry, the smell of coffee, SNES, sociology, stand up, strategy games, summer, sushi, tattoos, teaching, teal, Thai food, theatre, trashy reality television, turquoise, unicorns, Vegas, video games, whiskey, white wine

Things I don't: action movies, American History X, cartoons for grown-ups, cigarette smoke, cilantro, coffee, dentists, driving, drunk people, eating noises, eels, fake boobs, Fight Club, gum chewing sounds, live television, long hair, long nails, Lord of the Rings, mockumentaries, music videos with unreasonably long intros, the obsession the world has with Wes Anderson, The Office, private education, Steve Carell, soccer, subtitles, sunscreen, terms of endearment from strangers, "That's gay!"/"That's retarded!", video games with long cinematic scenes, violent movies, walking behind slow people, women who apply make-up on public transit, the words "crisp" and "moist",
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend Monday to Friday bargaining with fish crackers, singing "The Wheels on the Bus," and perfecting yoga poses like cat, shark, and lion.

On evenings and weekends, I'm contending with hot sand at Jericho Beach, risking being hit by angry cyclists in Stanley Park, and searching Gastown for nooks that are free of urine while wielding a camera and engaging in conversation with clients.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being an auntie, collecting novelty tea infusers, finding fun things to do on Groupon, laughing at my own jokes, planning things, making an ass of myself to make five year-olds laugh, Mario Kart, sarcasm, thrifting

I'm really not good at
applying false lashes, making small talk with strangers, riding a unicycle (even after circus lessons!), saying the alphabet backwards, texting and walking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoo. Which always seems to begin with the disclaimer, "I'm not looking at your chest, but..." :P

My laugh. Because I laugh like I mean it. Life's too short not to, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Artists: Angelina Wrona, Ania Tomicka, Dilka Bear, Mark Ryden, Paolo Petrangeli

Books: Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!, Dr Seuss, The Mitten, Pete the Cat, The Runaway Bunny, The Story of Ferdinand, Where the Wild Things Are (...I don't have much time for adult books these days.)

Food: asparagus, Barefoot Moscato, Canadian Dry ginger ale (the cranberry one that comes out around the holidays is the best thing ever), David's Tea, herbal tea, most seasonal summer beers, popcorn, smoked salmon, strawberry rhubarb pie, sushi, Thai

Games: 7 Wonders, Castles of Burgundy, Gloom, MtG, Mario Kart, Munchkin, Smash Up, Splendor

Movies: Batman, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine, Finding Neverland, Fracture, The Goonies, Grease, Her, I Am Legend, I Am Sam, Juno, Knocked Up, Lars and the Real Girl, The Last Unicorn, Little Miss Sunshine, Memento, The Neverending Story, Pay it Forward, The Pursuit of Happyness, Radio, RENT, Riding in Cars with Boys, Saved!, The Shawshank Redemption, Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Terminal, Thirteen Ghosts, Vanilla Sky, The Wedding Singer, The Wizard of Oz, X-Men

Music: Adele, Amanda Palmer, The Beatles, City and Colour, The Dresden Dolls, Fun, Jack Off Jill, Joan Jett, Lady Gaga, Le Tigre, Metric, No Doubt, The Pointer Sisters, Rihanna, Tegan and Sara

Photographers: Jose Villa, Meg Bitton, Sue Bryce

TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, Big Brother, Community, Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, The Undateables, The Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My camera, Lightroom, Google calendar, Canadian Dry ginger ale, black cardigans, Jack Black lip balm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Nikon 105mm 2.8 VR... true story.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying a new restaurant, having beers with friends, dancing at a dive bar, playing Magic, or some combination of these things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you can beat me in a game of 7 Wonders (or you'd like to try ;D).
... you want to drink tea and wander around Gastown.
... you can convince me that I need a purple beach cruiser. (Bonus points if you can sell me on a basket and/or bell!)
... you are terrified and curious of street photography in equal measures.
... you want a friend for you and/or your dog.