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shpanky

36 M Manhasset, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
*note I only wear wife beaters in the privacy of my parents home
I’m really good at
working
sleeping
watching tv
passing gas
making people laugh
The six things I could never do without
mom
tv
booze
food
online porn
friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
business and how to retire
being the fatest guy on the planet who owns a hot yoga studio
gauging how much of a loser I am, how to calculate, a formula maybe
will i still be living with my parents at age 35, YES!
if I lived in Brooklyn would I be cooler
when I'm getting my first pair of skinny jeans
why none of the okcupid hotties contact me
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you have a pulse