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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
Middle Eastern, White, Other
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Used to live in Ontario, then was living in the mountains in Alberta, then living it up in Whistler, BC, then Ontario again, now I'm in Melbourne, Australia. Read ahead for more details about my strange but entertaining life.

My name is Brian, I was born in a volcano while it was erupting during a full moon; sadly none of that is true but it's what I'ma tell the next gullible person I meet.

I enjoy movies that turn your brain around and movies where things just blow up for an hour and a half - although getting both is pretty sweet. Music is a big thing; I sing and play guitar. My favourite type of music is metal - but that being said I've been on a huge Fitz and the Tantrums kick lately. If I had to describe myself in six words I'd say "I like doing fun things" and make the sixth word "puppies", because let's be honest. Who doesn't love puppies?
I'd probably punctuate it better, though, so as to make it not sound like I enjoy doing puppies. That's weird and should not be discussed in a conversation that didn't start by giving a credit card number.

What am I looking for in a girl...a question typically answered when I find it. I need someone who is intelligent and will laugh with me at ridiculous things on the internet, at least. Everything else is details.

If you've got any questions ask me, The worst thing that will happen is I'll be insanely offended and think less of you as a person.

Also...I'm a weird guy. You will learn this. If weird dudes aren't your thing, best ye keep on there buddy. Unless you wanna exchange witticisms. Always love me some witticism exchangin'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Even the people with great direction ask themselves that almost constantly.

Right now? Exploring the world. Later is later!

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar and swordplay! Neither of which make me money!


In all seriousness I work pretty well as a translator - not from a foreign language, but I can normally figure out what people are trying to say (as opposed to what they don't realize they're saying).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair.

I'll understand if you want to play with it, just please ask first. (But if you don't I'm probably not gonna lost sleep over it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So many things, and such a wide variety of them. I'll work on a list.

That's a bald faced lie. I have much better things to do with my time.

Fantasy literature/movies/games, specifically anything Dresden Files.

But mostly anything. Just ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of human interaction.

Also, this:

Yeah, Louis CK is kind've a shaman:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't really a typical Friday night. I like kareoke, but I also enjoy getting crap-on-other-people's lawns drunk with friends and having a house party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me and find out.
You should message me if
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You got sucked through a portal into an alternate reality and kidnapped by goblins. I could contribute to your rescue like a motherfucker.