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shredlivelearn

26 M Brazeau, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I MOVED!
Used to live in Ontario. Currently living in the mountains in Alberta. Read ahead for more details about my strange but entertaining life.

My name is Brian, I'm a pretty entertaining person if I don't say so myself. I enjoy movies that turn your brain around and movies where things just blow up for an hour and a half - although getting both is pretty sweet. Music is a big thing; I sing and play guitar. My favourite type of music is metal - but that being said I've been on a huge Fitz and the Tantrums kick lately. If I had to describe myself in six words I'd say "I like doing fun things" and make the sixth word "puppies", because let's be honest. Who doesn't love puppies?
I'd probably punctuate it better, though, so as to make it not sound like I enjoy doing puppies. That's weird and should not be discussed in a conversation that didn't start by giving a credit card number.

What am I looking for in a girl...a question typically answered when I find it. I need someone who is intelligent and will laugh with me at ridiculous things on the internet, at least. Everything else is details.

If you've got any questions ask me, The worst thing that will happen is I'll be insanely offended and think less of you as a person.

Also...I'm a weird guy. You will learn this. If weird dudes aren't your thing, best ye keep on there buddy. Unless you wanna exchange witticisms. Always love me some witticism exchangin'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Even the people with great direction ask themselves that almost constantly.

Right now? Working in a hostel in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains.

Later? Travelling the world.

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar and swordplay! Neither of which make me money!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

In all seriousness I work pretty well as a translator - not from a foreign language, but I can normally figure out what people are trying to say (as opposed to what they don't realize they're saying).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair.

I'll understand if you want to play with it, just please ask first. (But if you don't I'm probably not gonna lost sleep over it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So many things, and such a wide variety of them. I'll work on a list.

That's a bald faced lie. I have much better things to do with my time.

Fantasy literature/movies/games, specifically anything Dresden Files.

But mostly anything. Just ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Metal
Music
Books
Friends
Animals
Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of human interaction.

Also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbYScltf1c

Yeah, Louis CK is kind've a shaman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSSDeesUUsU&list=RD5HbYScltf1c
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't really a typical Friday night. I like kareoke, but I also enjoy getting crap-on-other-people's lawns drunk with friends and having a house party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me and find out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You got sucked through a portal into an alternate reality and kidnapped by goblins. I could contribute to your rescue like a motherfucker.