Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I MOVED AGAIN!
Used to live in Ontario, then was living in the mountains in
Alberta, then living it up in Whistler, BC, then Ontario again, now
I'm in Melbourne, Australia. Read ahead for more details about my
strange but entertaining life.
My name is Brian, I was born in a volcano while it was erupting
during a full moon; sadly none of that is true but it's what I'ma
tell the next gullible person I meet.
I enjoy movies that turn your brain around and movies where things
just blow up for an hour and a half - although getting both is
pretty sweet. Music is a big thing; I sing and play guitar. My
favourite type of music is metal - but that being said I've been on
a huge Fitz and the Tantrums kick lately. If I had to describe
myself in six words I'd say "I like doing fun things" and make the
sixth word "puppies", because let's be honest. Who doesn't love
I'd probably punctuate it better, though, so as to make it not
sound like I enjoy doing puppies. That's weird and should not be
discussed in a conversation that didn't start by giving a credit
What am I looking for in a girl...a question typically answered
when I find it. I need someone who is intelligent and will laugh
with me at ridiculous things on the internet, at least. Everything
else is details.
If you've got any questions ask me, The worst thing that will
happen is I'll be insanely offended and think less of you as a
Also...I'm a weird guy. You will learn this. If weird dudes aren't
your thing, best ye keep on there buddy. Unless you wanna exchange
witticisms. Always love me some witticism exchangin'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Even the people with great direction ask themselves that almost
Right now? Exploring the world. Later is later!
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar and swordplay! Neither of which make me money!
In all seriousness I work pretty well as a translator - not from a
foreign language, but I can normally figure out what people are
trying to say (as opposed to what they don't realize they're
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll understand if you want to play with it, just please ask first.
(But if you don't I'm probably not gonna lost sleep over it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many things, and such a wide variety of them. I'll work on a
That's a bald faced lie. I have much better things to do with my
Fantasy literature/movies/games, specifically anything Dresden
But mostly anything. Just ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't really a typical Friday night. I like kareoke, but I
also enjoy getting crap-on-other-people's lawns drunk with friends
and having a house party.
You should message me if
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You got sucked through a portal into an alternate reality and
kidnapped by goblins. I could contribute to your rescue like a
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