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39 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
May 17, 2012
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet, I.v

Now for the "trivia" portion--my eyes are green & I wear glasses. I used to keep my dark hair long. It now conforms to regulations. I'm clean-shaven most of the time. Outside of work my wardrobe is predominantly black, which matches my sense of humor. I have 3 tattoos. I'm strictly heterosexual and a non-smoker.
Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, gaming, fencing, hiking and marksmanship.

I am ascerbic, febrile, and lack ruth.
What I’m doing with my life
For the last few years, I've managed a local adult video store and a military surplus store. I'm picking up the odd class here and there and collecting a series of certifications. Other than that, I've been discovering new books, new horizons, and learning new things.
I’m really good at
Getting into trouble, puns, reading, and finding really horrible B-rated horror flicks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Black clothing, my eyes, and my warped sense of humor or puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) Books are one of my favorite escapes. Favorites change as mood and day shift.
B) Pick a genre.
C) Alice Cooper. Beyond that, I enjoy a bit of almost everything.
D) Meat and dessert.
The six things I could never do without
Something to read, something to learn, a challenge or two, a consuming diversion or five, an imagination, ability to laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Provided they don't change the question on me. I think a lot about whatever sets my brain alight. It tends to vary and rarely does my brain ever truly disengage. For example: I reflect upon the deeper truth of S*P. I think about games I am involved in. And I ponder the inter-relationships around me.

Barring that, I practice sarcasm and humor like it's the most addictive martial art known to man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either absorbed in a book or thinking I should probably get out of the house or a bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hard to say. I am pretty shameless. If you ask me a question, I will give a direct answer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think I'm interesting, intriguing, ingenius, or inconcievable (which would be untrue since I have a mother).

Anyway, if you have any questions, comments, or abuse... let me know.