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shrike667

39 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
May 17, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet, I.v

Now for the "trivia" portion--my eyes are green & I wear glasses. I used to keep my dark hair long. It now conforms to regulations. I'm clean-shaven most of the time. Outside of work my wardrobe is predominantly black, which matches my sense of humor. I have 3 tattoos. I'm strictly heterosexual and a non-smoker.
Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, gaming, fencing, hiking and marksmanship.

I am ascerbic, febrile, and lack ruth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the last few years, I've managed a local adult video store and a military surplus store. I'm picking up the odd class here and there and collecting a series of certifications. Other than that, I've been discovering new books, new horizons, and learning new things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into trouble, puns, reading, and finding really horrible B-rated horror flicks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Black clothing, my eyes, and my warped sense of humor or puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) Books are one of my favorite escapes. Favorites change as mood and day shift.
B) Pick a genre.
C) Alice Cooper. Beyond that, I enjoy a bit of almost everything.
D) Meat and dessert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read, something to learn, a challenge or two, a consuming diversion or five, an imagination, ability to laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Provided they don't change the question on me. I think a lot about whatever sets my brain alight. It tends to vary and rarely does my brain ever truly disengage. For example: I reflect upon the deeper truth of S*P. I think about games I am involved in. And I ponder the inter-relationships around me.

Barring that, I practice sarcasm and humor like it's the most addictive martial art known to man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either absorbed in a book or thinking I should probably get out of the house or a bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hard to say. I am pretty shameless. If you ask me a question, I will give a direct answer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm interesting, intriguing, ingenius, or inconcievable (which would be untrue since I have a mother).

Anyway, if you have any questions, comments, or abuse... let me know.