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shrz

33 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Still working on figuring out the best way to summarize who I am. For now, I'll let the critical details below speak for themselves.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on consumer protection regulatory policy. Playing/discovering music. Getting outside. Finding my way into recreational cycling. Teaching myself new recipes. And trying to strike that balance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being reasonable. Picking up on details.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm putting music first because it's pretty important (to me). Old Standbys: The Beatles, The Band, The Beach Boys, Bill Evans, Keith Jarrett, The Talking Heads, The Flaming Lips, Genesis, Johnny Cash, Electric Light Orchestra, Led Zeppelin, Sam Prekop, Built to Spill, Bruce Springsteen, John Coltrane, Art Blakey, My Morning Jacket, Wilco, Neko Case, Spoon, Bright Eyes, Nina Simone, M. Ward, and Bill Callahan. New Favorites: Sturgill Simpson, Wild Cub, Hundred Waters, Talk Talk, Fleetwood Mac.

I also have a healthy appreciation for one-hit wonder pop songs from the 70s and 80s.

Radio - I love Radiolab, KEXP's podcasts, and NPR's Tiny Desk Concert series.

Books/words - I have way too many books accumulating on my night stand. I just got through a history of the Civil War (Battle Cry of Freedom) and have Grant's Memoirs on deck. But, then I recently started Absurdistan and a Foucault's Discipline and Punish. I know, it's a sad state of affairs. I'm working on it.

Comedians - Mike Birbiglia, Kristen Wiig, Louis C.K., Andy Kaufman, Groucho, Aziz Ansari, Woody Allen, The Cos, Bill Hicks, David Cross. Also, Mel Brooks' 2000 Year-Old Man routine is quite brilliant.

Movies - Anything by Stanley Kubrick or the Coen Brothers. I'm generally a big fan of 70s movies (Chinatown, Taxi Driver, Dog Day Afternoon), but am always looking for new suggestions. I think Days of Heaven is one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen; Bicycle Thief may be the most depressing. Also, huge fan of documentaries.

Food - I like just about everything. Oh, and after years spent avoiding, I am really into eggplant these days. Like, for serious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family. Friends. Music. A sense of history. Curiosity. Comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sound & Vision.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"There is no typical Friday night."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
C'mon, OKC, I've already spilled my guts all over the internet. Give me some space!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You
-are intellectually curious
-love music (huge plus if you can play the pedal steel guitar . . . swoon)
-can dig it
-have a good heart
-are appropriately sarcastic
-can deliver the spontaneous high-five
-ever wondered why the flying cars or hoverboards aren't here by now (I mean, let's get on this; only months before it's 2015, people!)
-keep in touch with old friends
-are patient and not quick to judge
-value feeling connected to the past
-are cut from a wide cloth
-wish the East Coast had some real mountains
-find PBS somewhat reassuring
-would like to share your working theory of what The Shining is really about

That'll do for now.