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shthpns

53 F Marysville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey out there,
I am a working woman (no not a hooker) who has been divorced since 1997. I have a 15 yr old and an 18 yr old who are as any of you with children know are a handfull. I love camping and staring up at the stars and watching Meteor showers. I love spending the weekend taking a drive to wherever the road leads. I personally believe that Gold Beach Oregon is one of the most wonderful places on earth to vacation, the salt air, the sound of the waves crashing onshore - all of it.

I work long hours during the week and enjoy running away for the weekend whether its to the campground with the kids or an adult escape to somewhere, my free time is precious.

I am not interested in being your mom or your babysitter. I detest people who lie and think they are good at it. If you are a liar a cheat a thief or a criminal, please dont waste my time and yours by responding. ( I have a fairly good BS detector) I guess I am here to find first and foremost someone who can make me laugh til I cry and or smile til my face hurts. I like lots of different things, Ice Cold Beer on a hot day, Lemonaide from fresh lemons, swimming, boating, camping, BBQ's (yes I can cook) an occasional game of darts or pool (neither of which I will most likely win at) I dont live in bars but do know my way around one. (I was a Bar Manager in the Bay Area for a historic bar for 11 years) so I have heard it all or at least as much as I care to.

SO enough about me.... Lets hear about you

I am outgoing, honest, and friendly
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working until I can become independently wealthy - Which appears to be a quite a ways off....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
at a variety of things. Cooking, swimming, making people smile, listening, sharing, helping..... and other things to be discussed at a later date if we happen to hit it off.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
oh, lets go with My Eyes, My Smile... I really dont know as I have never asked anyone what the first thing they notice about me is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Steven King, Dean Koontz, Patricia Cornwell, Nora Roberts, & Stephanie Plum novels, anything mystery/Sci-Fi / Medical/ detective stuff.

As for Movies, I am all over the place, Paint your Wagon, Deuce Bigelow, The Deaths of Ian Stone.....

Music = Rock and more Rock

food = Sushi, Steak, just about anything you can BBQ, Watermelon, Asparagus... I am pretty flexible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Weekends
Family
Friends
Water
Conversation
Sex (yep I said it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the state of the world today and the stupid things some people choose to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Camping at the Lake
Watching a movie (I just love Red-Box)
Going out to dinner
heading for my weekend destination
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate to do things alone including shopping. I had a friend many years ago who summed it up pretty well, She said "Dam, you cant even go shopping for Q-tips alone" and I replied "Well its a lot more fun to have a friend to share things with even if it is as trivial as shopping for Q-tips..... "
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 46–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you are honest, open and want to be friends before lovers. I am not into playing games with peoples feelings or their hearts. Please respect that and dont play games with me.

Please have a sense of humor and a sense of right & wrong.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you !

Thanks for checking this out !!