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shugap0p

34 F Menlo Park, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm unconventional and tend to surprise people. Thankfully, many find my idiosyncrasies and non-mainstream style appealing and endearing.
What I’m doing with my life
-collecting degrees like they're going out of style. Basically, I have July left before any freedom I once had goes bye-bye.

-trying to set up my irrigation system for my organic veggie garden and mini orchard (before said freedom disappears in August and watering by hand will be out of the question). Here's an inventory: arugula, basil out the wazoo, cucumbers, four types of kale, eight of lettuce, jalapenos/habaneros, huckleberries, tomatillos, ground cherries (can someone pls tell me once and for all if these are the same as pineapple tomatillos?????), Stevia, tomatoes, and green onions/leeks. Don't get me started on my fruit trees. I'm delighted that I've already harvested a handful of figs!!!
I’m really good at
-being self-reliant and handy around the house. I just changed the right front brake pads of my bff's car after watching the left side done first. Not bad for a chick--let's face it, not bad for a dude. I'm also spot on for changing my oil and filter.

-living a minimalist life, teetering on the edge of being a slob a.k.a. a guy

-cheering for the Broncos (well, really just for #18), cooking, batting cages. I'm more adrenaline junkie than bystander.

-Done it: P90X, Solo sky-diving, bungee jumping, ziplining, parasailing, rock climbing

-Want to do: clay shooting, archery, more climbing, skateboarding but without smashing up my face, busting out my teeth, or sustaining any fx
The first things people usually notice about me
-dirt under my fingernails from my garden

-my Pocahantas hair that gets the chop every odd year which I then donate to Locks of Love, a program that makes wigs out of human hair for kids who lost theirs to chemo, burns, genetics, etc.
*2014 update: The donation came a year early, even though I know damn well it takes two years to grow enough to give away (10" minimum requirement) and have enough left over so I don't feel naked.*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Flicks: The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou
-Auntie Mame, Pillow Talk, The Philadelphia Story
-The Talk of the Town, Bringing Up Baby, John Doe
-Maltese Falcon, An Affair to Remember, My Fair Lady
-Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, Knocked Up

Music: Nina Simone, Coldplay, DMB, Too Short, Sarah McLachlan, Salt-n-Pepa, Eminem, Louis Armstrong, Vanessa Mae, 80s stuff, Al Green, Keane, Bluegrass

Radio: NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me; Fresh Air; Car Talk; etc.
Magazine subscriptions: Dwell, The Family Handyman, This Old House

Food: spicy and healthy. Hold the cilantro please.
The six things I could never do without
-All things Gummi
-Lip Medex
-Toothbrush and dental floss
-Fitflops
-hair bands (see above for why)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How to simplify my life by continually reducing my dependence on material things

-How to acquire some amazing land in Kailua and begin a self-sustaining local community farm complete with chickens, a couple of pigs and goats, a cow, and a horse
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Now, if you are or possess
-at minimum, 5'10" and at least 35 yo
-HILARIOUS, WITTY. I make you laugh, you make me double-over. That's when the sparks fly.
-PATIENT, Kind, Thoughtful (not just to me or when I'm looking but even to the cleaning crew and cafeteria ppl)
-fine verbal agility but not in an unctuous, Eddie Haskel-like way
-handy around the house b/c I always say guys are good for 3 things 1) opening jars, 2) reaching high shelves, and 3) moving heavy boxes

AND

You don't trash talk, road rage, aren't passive-aggressive or moody, or fanatical about anything. No DSM-IV criteria or poor coping skills, e.g., stomping your feet, picking up your toys, and going home in a huff.

AND

You posted *clear*, relevant, current pictures of your face and outline.
By "clear", I should be able to pick you out of a lineup. I mean, seriously, what is anyone supposed to do with pictures of your pets, just half of your face that's hidden by X? X=sunglasses, an animal, your hand, your friend(s), etc.