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34 F Menlo Park, CA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Oh puhleeze. I'm not even sure. The best, most uninformative way I can even begin to introduce myself is to say that I'm a walking, talking mess of contradictions. But I think that's why ppl are intrigued....and frustrated.

How about I share a peek into my inbox instead?

Date 11April14, 0049
From grebo_guru (male, I think), 43yo, Mountain View (check out his profile)

"At minimum 5'10 but you're 5'3.? F**k off and starve, bitch. And go get some f**king breasts implants while you're at it, you flat-chested piglet." [grebo_guru used the whole F-bomb]

Guess, just guess how short grebo must be to spew out such vitriol to a complete stranger whose pics are photoshopped and wouldn't be interested in him if I had to cock my head back to see him or needed to stand on a step stool to kiss him?
Let me know if you laughed as hard as I did (and am still doing).
What I’m doing with my life
-collecting degrees like they're going out of style. In a few years, I'm pretty confident (and secretly hoping) that I'll be only person with this unique collection of letters behind my name.

-started my spring garden now with arugula (rocket and wasabi), tons of basil, cucumbers, 4 kinds of kale, 7-8 kinds of lettuce, jalapenos/habaneros (the latter are freaking hard to get germinating), huckleberries, ground cherries (again, getting these suckers to germinate is giving me proverbial gray hair), tomatillos (purple, pineapple, and green), Stevia, 10 different kinds of tomatoes, and green onions/leeks. But waiting for the winter fava to ripen before I can transplant my seedlings--all started from seed by yours truly.

-Since my last login to OKC, nearly six months ago, I now have about 15 fruit trees (sorry, this is now an inventory for me):
I can't help it. Gardening is addictive to sickos like me.
I’m really good at
-being self-reliant and handy around the house.
I just changed the right front brake pads of my bff's car after watching the left side done first. Not bad for a chick. Let's face it: not bad for a dude.
-asking too many questions
-(too good at) getting ppl to feel comfortable--almost too comfortable too quickly--with me. Apparently I reek of being non-judgmental, incredibly understanding, wrapped up with a cloak of empathy. I'm happy to develop the immediate rapport and gain instantaneous trust. However, I simultaneously miss the social anxiety of meeting new ppl and their wanting to make a good impression that usually take a few encounters, even months, to overcome. Blessing and a curse, I suppose. I have several of those bad boys lurking in my persona.
The first things people usually notice about me
-dirt under my short fingernails from gardening
-my smile, my laugh
-my Pocahantas-length hair that gets the chop every odd year
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-The Big Lebowski, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou
-Auntie Mame, Pillow Talk
-Napoleon Dynamite
-All the Kings Men, The Departed
-Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Priceless
-Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Dark Passage
-An Affair to Remember, My Fair Lady
-Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, Knocked Up
-Inglourious Basterds, Jackie Brown
-The Philadelphia Story, It's a Wonderful Life
-The Talk of the Town, Bringing Up Baby

Music: Nina Simone, Coldplay, DMB, Too Short, Sarah McLachlan, Salt-n-Pepa, Eminem, Louis Armstrong, Vanessa Mae, 80s stuff, Tracy Chapman, Al Green, Clannad. Random songs by Soldadi, Regina Spektor, Keane, Lupe Fiasco. Bluegrass.

Food: spicy and healthy. Hold the cilantro and pork.
I'm not vegetarian (love seafood) but rarely do I dig on beef.

Comedians: DL Hughley, Dov Davidoff, Kevin Hart

Live Shows: Lady Rizo sans her Assettes (best show in recent history!), Putnam County Spelling Bee, Beach Blanket Babylon

Radio: NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me; Fresh Air; Car Talk; etc.

Magazine subscriptions: Dwell, The Family Handyman, Architectural Digest, Sunset, and This Old House

April 2014 update
-I discovered "The Good Wife" a few months. This is the first series I've watched since "Friends" (goober Ross) and "Scrubs" (so true, some of it). I'm frustrated however by its lack of a consistent schedule, though during football season, as long as the Broncos or 49ers were playing, that was alright.
The six things I could never do without
-All things Gummi
-Lip Medex
-Toothbrush and dental floss
-Something to hold up all of my dang hair which I painfully grow to donate 12-17 inches every 2 years to Locks for Love, a program that makes wigs for children who've lost their hair to chemo, burns, etc.
-Fitflops for my flat feet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How to simplify my life by continually reducing my dependence on material things
-How to acquire some amazing land in Kailua and begin a self-sustaining local community farm complete with chickens, a couple of pigs and goats, a cow, and a horse
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 38–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are
-at minimum, 5'10" and at least 35 yo
-witty as all get out *but not at the expense of others' feelings
-very kind, supremely patient, and generous (and humble about possessing these cherished traits)
-clean shaven. How would you like it if I grew a beard or mustache? I didn't think so. Btw, not even possible, unless I messed around with some serious hormone supplements


Don't trash talk, road rage, or get impatient with people who may not be as educated as you/us. We are here to serve others and help everyone become better people.


Post clear and relevant pictures of your face and body. By clear, I mean I should be able to pick you out of a lineup. Seriously, WTF are people supposed to do with pictures of your pets, your friends, sunsets, trees, your hiding behind sunglasses or doing any number of random things? I don't even go by looks (you should see some of the ppl I've had major crushes on. No models there, I assure you--okay, well, only a couple--but they were all brilliant, hilarious, easygoing, and tall)