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shyguy-37

38 M Lykens, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
You will probably think I'm way too quiet...until I get to know you, then I won't shut up
Im a social chameleon. I can fit in and converse with construction workers, artists, geeks, rednecks, etc. though I never quite feel like I belong anywhere
Ridiculously thin..though I eat like a horse
I'm wary of change...but I LIVE for new experiences of ANY kind
I am a country boy at heart...but I hate country music and prefer to be in the city where the action and variety is

I LOVE going out on weekends...though I seldom do(unless I have someone to go with)

I thrive on human contact yet until recently have avoided it.

I understand quantum physics, but people are a mystery to me

You WILL NOT get me to dance...and if you do you'll wish you hadn't
Anyone convincing me otherwise will have TRULY accomplished something
What I’m doing with my life
Work work work.
Trying to start my own business in my field of study(Computerized Machining)
Figuring out how my digital camera works so I can do some insect
photography.
Hoping to meet some friends to experience new things and places with

pining for the fjords
I’m really good at
My job...probably because I enjoy the work so much.
Having awesome weird adventures through NEVER planning anything
Procrastinating...yet never being late.
Remembering the lyrics of every song I have ever heard...whether I want to or not
Trap shooting...though I dont do it much now
Not caring what people think, while also worrying about it constantly
Discussing everything from the Higgs Boson to 80's music to cartoons to my favorite Baudelaire poem...once I get over my initial shyness, you CANNOT shut me up
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm REALLY thin...no matter how much junkfood I eat.
That I look (and act) much younger than I am
My eyes, apparently...women say they wish they had eyelashes like mine(?)
"Who's that pale quiet guy brooding in the corner?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Clockwork Orange..book and movie...for the social commentary not (just) the ultraviolence.
Anything by P. Z. Brite
Tolkien, Urban Fantasy, Horror(Lovecraft BABY..CTHULHU FTAGHN!)

Most music..no NEW rap or NEW country...gimme Patsy Cline over T. Swift any day..and Public Enemy over any rap
Especially 80's new wave and goth(old school like Bauhaus..Peter Murphy.Sisters. Nephilim.Specimen..etc.)
The Cult, The Cure, Concret Blonde, Sex pistols, Johnny Cash, Annie Lennox
Pink Floyd(Floyd box set=best purchase EVER)
Anything from the psychedelic era(Cream, Donovan, Stones, Guess Who, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, etc)
Sigh...I should have been born 20-40 years ago

TV...Documentaries, NCIS
Law and Order(all three series, but I DESPISE Grissom)Buffy, Angel, Lost Girl, oh..and BRING BACK XENA!
Also I definitely can't forget Vikings on History
MOVIES, Monty Python, Near Dark, Salton Sea, Fish Called Wanda, ONLY THE FIRST Scary Movie, both serious and cheesy horror movies in general

Food...anything...the more unusual the better...the country boy in me loves scrapple, tripe, and game..the foodie likes HOT Thai, ALL seafood, REAL Mexican, and anything with ingredients I can't pronounce
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. Weird movies
3. More books
4. Coffee
5. Music
6. There IS no number 6! (BIG bonus if you get that reference)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to find meaning in a random universe
Will I EVER grow up?
Where are my keys!?
Magnets...I KNOW how the fuck they work, dammit!
Am I being too weird...is that person staring...does she REALLY like me...am I too insecure...where THE FUCK are my keys!
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading with earbuds in while chugging coffee.
Social life? What is this social life thing you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well...as far as what I will admit on here...I have been known to cry at movies..(NO, not sappy romantic comedies..more like American Beauty or even The Last Unicorn or Watership Down)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can crack my hard shell to get to the sweet inside.
You, like me, have an inner goth who breaks out now and then.
You believe sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
You want to talk about EVERYTHING. I know just enough science, psych, philosophy, literature, etc. to be a danger to myself and others.