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shytunes

35 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Persian (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to NY this past September.
I lived in LA for almost 11 years.
I was born and raised in Seattle.
I like old fashions.
Spotify is amazing.
Food.
Sometimes I grow a beard, sometimes I don't. I just shaved it off so I can eat in peace.
Bagels are delicious.
I'm an only child.
I met OJ Simpson at the Vatican, there is pictorial proof. My mother was not impressed then, she's not impressed now.
My mother isn't easily impressed.
Law and Order reruns - I watch them.
I get jokes.
Music.
Pretzels make me thirsty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in production.

Silently judging.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
letting my emotions show through my face...and trivial pursuit
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm unbelievably charming?...

More likely that I have curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - Mallrats, In the Loop, Braveheart, Scott Pilgrim, Royal Tenenbaums, Big Lebowski, Made, Beautiful Girls and Almost Famous

Music - Elliott Smith, Bloc Party, The XX, The Clash, Beach House, TV on the Radio, M83, any band with Dan Boeckner, Bon Iver, Blood Orange, The National, 2pac, Radiohead, The Stills, Neon Indian, Friendly Fires, Future Islands...many more.

Shows - Game of Thrones, Archer, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Law & Order, Suits, The Americans

Food - Basically everything. I just went to Little Neck and really dug it. I go to Mile End and Black Seed a little too much. There is a Thai place on my street that I'm a big fan of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shit talk
Music/Spotify
Turkey
The Seattle Seahawks
Bagels
Brownies (without stupid walnuts)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I get blown over by the wind will I be as embarrassed as I think I'll be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whatever
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tell people my favorite bagel is everything bagels...but its really sesame.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9aTMrjactg

And this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY

Oh, and this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1zGQrybWi0

are as funny as I do...or you want to.