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shyturnip

36 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Two left feet, herbal tea, all play and no work, pork belly
What I’m doing with my life
just got back to brooklyn after a year abroad
I’m really good at
karaoke and cooking without a recipe
The first things people usually notice about me
deep voice, gap teeth, long eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Secret History, Unbearable Lightness of Being. Ishiguro, McEwan.

If I could live within the world of any book it would be The Three Musketeers with a dash of The Story of the Eye.

House of Cards, True Detective, Breaking Bad, Last Tango in Paris, Casablanca, From Here to Eternity, Bogart/Bacall, L'Avventura, La Dolce Vita, Hitchcock

Rolling Stones, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, DIIV, Weeknd. new hip-hop, old r&b
The six things I could never do without
novels, tea, hot sauce, dark chocolate, laughter, wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
infinite space filled with finite matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
dancing my ass off
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't shave often in the winter
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have something more stimulating to say than "hey" or "you've got a nice body". Please ladies, you've got to try harder than that.