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shyturnip

36 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two left feet, herbal tea, all play and no work, pork belly
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just got back to brooklyn after a year abroad
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
karaoke and cooking without a recipe
The first things people usually notice about me
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deep voice, gap teeth, long eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Secret History, Unbearable Lightness of Being. Ishiguro, McEwan.

If I could live within the world of any book it would be The Three Musketeers with a dash of The Story of the Eye.

House of Cards, True Detective, Breaking Bad, Last Tango in Paris, Casablanca, From Here to Eternity, Bogart/Bacall, L'Avventura, La Dolce Vita, Hitchcock

Rolling Stones, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, DIIV, Weeknd. new hip-hop, old r&b
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
novels, tea, hot sauce, dark chocolate, laughter, wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
infinite space filled with finite matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dancing my ass off
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't shave often in the winter
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have something more stimulating to say than "hey" or "you've got a nice body". Please ladies, you've got to try harder than that.