Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There are two reasons why I don`t like writing about myself.
1. I don`t feel worth that
2. It`s sad to write about yourself.
If there ever will be anything worth reading written about me, I
hope it would be done by someone else.
I am your pink, fluffy, and invisible chef.I`m pretty good at the
"chef" part. All the rest "life" part is still a great spooky
mistery to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not sure yet and that frightens me to my very soul!
But as long as I am in a denial stage and act, like I just don`t
care psychologically I`m safe. Hooray?..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Is that it?.. Now that`s dull ^^
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Beware of invisibility!" - they shout to each other as I go.
Yeah, wtf indeed. Feel it ;D NARKOTIKAI.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We`re on drugs.
Do you like drugs?
We are drugs.
I hope you got me (baby... tam taaam, tam taaam, you got me baby,
tam taaam, tam taaam..)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sarcasm (honestly, without that i would kill most of the people
around me. using the knife.)
and my sick twisted mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff and things, man, about some all-time favorite good old stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
IF you have to. I`m not that fun or interesting, really. I
enjoy light sarcasm, cheap drugs and the absurd of the
Some say that makes me unique. I say that makes me a living
Both could be true.
Oh, yeah. Please do not believe everything you read here. As
weirdo chick from "Breakfast Club" said: I`m a compulsive liar.
do this, so you can think to yourselves - "dude, I must be so
normal compared to this gal" and start feeling good and
or "jeez, that shit she told me must make life worth living!"
then you go and make yours more interesting. Or shoot yourself.
don`t really care, the main point is YOU REACT.
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