Bref: I'm a 22 year old University of Ottawa student. I take a part time job in the summers selling propane (and propane accessories). I love videogames, reading, movies, animals, lime soda, jumpkicks, the mafia and the idea of shark week existing without actually having to watch all of it.

I'm going to school for an engrrish B.A that will probably have me paying off debt as a fast food manager for the rest of my life. I'm also an optimist :3

Pretending i know how to box, editing papers to make them funnier, being a dungeon master, arm wrestling, thumb wars, stratego, giving away my poker face, singing in the shower, keeping my chin up, beating the first five levels of double dragon 2.

Is that i have poofy hair and freckles (and it's really, really hard to be sexy when you're a man with these traits...people tend to pinch the wrong cheeks :s)

Books: American Gods, The Hobbit, A Song of Ice and Fire, Survivor, J Pod, Hey Nostradamus, A Dirty Job, Fool, Fifth Business, East of Eden, Fall On Your Knees, Slaughterhouse Five, A Scanner Darkly, 1984, The Belgariad, Catcher in the Rye

Graphic Novels: The Sandman Series (particularly volumes 4 and 5), Lucifer, Fables, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Promethea Volume 1 (in fact, lots of stuff by Allan Moore), Batman: The Dark Knight Returns.

Manga: Pretty much just N.H.K and Loveless...a lot of the shonen is just too long to get into

Movies: Gangs of New York, The Royal Tennenbaums, Boogie Nights, Willow, Goodfellas, The Godfather part 1, Little Miss Sunshine, Be Kind, Rewind, Anything by Tarrantino, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cinderella Man, Rocky 1 and 2 (I know i shouldn't but...can't...help it...)

Music: My favorite songs are Year of the Cat by Al Stewart, Walking in Memphis and Hold Me Now by the Polyphonic spree. My favorite artists are Rush, Lupe Fiasco, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk, Gogol Bordello, Atmosphere, A Wilhelm Scream, Matthew Good, Say Anything, Supertramp, Bonobo, Blockhead.

T.V: LOTS of anime. My favorites being Welcome to the N.H.K, Full Metal Alchemist, Hajime No Ippo, Ouran Host Club, Air, Trigun, Samurai Champloo, The Slayers, Loveless, Cro Martie High and Azu Manga Daioh. Aside from anime, i love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Rome, True Blood, The Simpsons, Arrested Developpment, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under (should be an H.B.O poster boy), Dexter, King of the Hill and South Park.

Video Games: Beyond Good and Evil, Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, W.O.W (though i'm a total noob at it), Fight night round 3 and 4, Double Dragon 2, River City Ransom, KOTOR, Max Payne, Tales of Symphonia, Pokemon, Chibbi Robo...soooo many more to list, but not enough space to do it....

Food: TOTALLY NOT PICKY....but my favorite things are stuffed shells, curry, hamburgers, captain crunch and a whole variety of chinese food.

Friends
Books
Storytelling
Videogames
Self Respect
Blankets

What i would do in a zombie apocalypse, how cool it'd be to live through Jack Dempsy's life, could i win a fight for a lover, if i were a vampire who would i chose as progeny, are my friends reliable if we get lost in the wilderness, how can i become better at fight night round 4, can i be a space pirate in my next lifetime

Somewhere.

I have trouble talking about anything serious, at least concerning myself. I have better success helping other people with their problems than helping myself.

-You can beat the last level of double dragon (Totally not a deal breaker, i just wanna finish the damned game!)
-You're spontaneous (but not combustive)
-You like at least 5 of the same things i do
-You're not boooooring
-You don't have cheetos all over your fingers as you're typing to me...DANGEROUSLY CHEESY
-You're sincere, but not always
-You've laughed inappropriately at least once in your life
-You can pretend to dance
-You've read through the whole profile without sighing