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sig2340

53 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have read on a few profiles that women are turned off by images of guys showing pictures with their hunting and fishing trophies; so I thought I would one up the competition and include a large semi-automatic weapon in my profile.

That photo was taken after we had hit a meth lab. Kicking down doors and chasing after bad guys was part of my former life. Now, I just hang out at McDonald's (they closed the Panera) for the free coffee with the other retired cops. Now I am looking forward to the 2016 election as I plan on purchasing a Cardigan and working at the polling place in voter registration.

I do maintain an active lifestyle and I work out frequently. As a result, I have been thinking how I might pursue a career as an MMA fighter. I am positive that I could get either Ensure or those people who make the handy dandy "I've fallen and I can't get up" gizmos to sponsor me. Seriously, age is just a number, except when its strawberry jello night at the rest home or I am trying to read the print on a menu. Oh, wait, its the lighting..

What am I looking for? Someone who understands that friendship is the basis for for any lasting relationship. Someone who thinks for herself and rarely follows the herd. Not sure if I have a "type" per se; but if you can carry a conversation and you take care of yourself, I think we might be a good match. I also have to say that I have had some incredible experiences since I left the law enforcement profession two years ago as I have had the chance to travel to Africa, Asia, the Caribbean and the Middle East. That said, great experiences ring a bit hallow when you don't have anyone to share them with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend time thinking about a second career as a Walmart greeter. Sadly, I found recently that Walmart is phasing out the greeter's position. Thinking I might go back to school and pursue a career as Donald Trump's new hairstylist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to people. 99 percent of what I used to do every day involves listening and common sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like any movie with a well developed plot; not really into movies with a lot of senseless violence; I got enough of that after more than two decades of law enforcement....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Son
Spell Check

Honestly, after number one, there really is nothing else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to come up with witty things to say to fill in this block of the questionnaire. Does questionnaire really have two N's? Its one of those words you spell using spell check and it still doesn't look right...Hey, look, this block is filled...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
See answer above...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to shop for clothes..and I cried like a baby at the end of the movie "Field of Dreams" when the main character plays catch with his dad. Oh, and I also don't have any followers on Twitter and I had no idea what the heck a Kardashian was until some one told me.
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor; you are 100 percent certain that pro wrestling is fake, you think for yourself, and, as a result, you could care less about what Oprah reads or who George Clooney is voting for.