Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have read on a few profiles that women are turned off by images
of guys showing pictures with their hunting and fishing trophies;
so I thought I would one up the competition and include a large
semi-automatic weapon in my profile.
That photo was taken after we had hit a meth lab. Kicking down
doors and chasing after bad guys was part of my former life. Now, I
just hang out at McDonald's (they closed the Panera) for the free
coffee with the other retired cops. I am looking forward to the
2016 election as I plan on purchasing a Cardigan and working at the
polling place in voter registration.
I do maintain an active lifestyle and I work out frequently. As a
result, I have been thinking how I might pursue a career as an MMA
fighter. I am positive that I could get either Ensure or those
people who make the handy dandy "I've fallen and I can't get up"
gizmos to sponsor me. Seriously, age is just a number, except when
its strawberry jello night at the rest home or I am trying to read
the print on a menu. Oh, wait, its the lighting..
What am I looking for? Someone who understands that friendship is
the basis for for any lasting relationship. Someone who thinks for
herself and rarely follows the herd. Not sure if I have a "type"
per se; but if you can carry a conversation and you take care of
yourself, I think we might be a good match. I also have to say that
I have had some incredible experiences since I left the law
enforcement profession two years ago as I have had the chance to
travel to Africa, Asia, the Caribbean and the Middle East. That
said, great experiences ring a bit hallow when you don't have
anyone to share them with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend time thinking about a second career as a Walmart greeter.
Sadly, I found recently that Walmart is phasing out the greeter's
position. Thinking I might go back to school and pursue a career as
Donald Trump's new hairstylist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to people. 99 percent of what I used to do every day
involved listening and common sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like any movie with a well developed plot; not really into movies
with a lot of senseless violence; I got enough of that after more
than two decades of law enforcement....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honestly, after number one, there really is nothing else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to come up with witty things to say to fill in this block of
the questionnaire. Does questionnaire really have two N's? Its one
of those words you spell using spell check and it still doesn't
look right...Hey, look, this block is filled...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to shop for clothes..and I cried like a baby at the end of
the movie "Field of Dreams" when the main character plays catch
with his dad. Oh, and I also don't have any followers on Twitter
and I had no idea what the heck a Kardashian was until some one
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor; you are 100 percent certain that pro
wrestling is fake, you think for yourself, and, as a result, you
could care less about what Oprah reads or who George Clooney is
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