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52 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:43am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I don't want to talk about my hobbies, I don't want to talk about my goals and aspirations, I don't want to talk about music; I just want to fill out the required number of characters and move on to the next block..... I hope the picture of me in the SWAT gear is not too scary, I have read on a few profiles that women are turned off by images of guys showing them with their hunting and fishing trophies; so I thought I would one up the competition and include a large automatic weapon in my photo.

Seriously, I think checking boxes or following a predesignated format to describe yourself is really lame. In my experience, everyone is unique and everyone has something to offer. That said, I really can't think of any reason to set myself apart from the millions of other men on this site other than the fact that I am a good listener with a sense of humor; oh, and I can use semicolons effectively and I have all my own teeth.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend time thinking about a second career as a Walmart greeter. Sadly, I found recently that Walmart is phasing out the greeter's position. Thinking now I might pursue a career as an MMA fighter. I am positive, that at my age, I could get either Ensure or those people who make the handy dandy "I've fallen and I can't get up" gizmos to sponsor me..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to people. 99 percent of what I do every day involves listening and common sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like any movie with a well developed plot; not really into movies with a lot of senseless violence; I got enough of that after more than two decades of law enforcement....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Son
Spell Check

Honestly, after number one, there really is nothing else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to come up with witty things to say to fill in this block of the questionnaire. Does questionnaire really have two N's? Its one of those words you spell using spell check and it still doesn't look right...Hey, look, this block is filled...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
See answer above...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to shop for clothes..and I cried like a baby at the end of the movie "Field of Dreams" when the main character plays catch with his dad. Oh, and I also don't have any followers on Twitter and I had no idea what the heck a Kardashian was until some one told me.
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You have a sense of humor; you are 100 percent certain that pro wrestling is fake, you think for yourself, and, as a result, you could care less about what Oprah reads or who George Clooney is voting for.

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