heyya, i'm brittney but most people call me b. right now i go to a community college and majoring in dental assisting.

well, i'm probably the smiliest person in the world. no joke. i can wake up late for work, stub my toe from the end corner of the table, or fall completely flat on my face, and i'd still be smiling. life can be a beach:] i'm really easygoing, i'm up for anything all the time. i'm a night-owl hardcore. my mind goes craaaazy late at night. i love running, i try to go every other morning, buuuuuttt sometimes you need to have your lazydays;] i love music, i listen to it all the time, it motivates the hell out of me. i like going out and having a couple drinks, but i also wouldn't mind cuddling and watching lame movies all night. i have tattoos on my feet, they're a pair of doves:] i plan on getting more in the future.

what i look for in a trusty lad.....hmmm. well, they have to be honest and not sneaky and hiding stuff. (secrets don't make friends.) :P and of course, they have to be 100% faithful in our relationship. cheating sucks, and it's the stupidest thing in the world. if you're not happy with someone, just dump them instead of ruining their life by hooking up with some random person. i've been cheated on before, sooooo i know the drill:] they also have to be funny and random, and they wouldn't mind doing crazy things....like screaming "PENIS!" on top of a hill. hahaa, yes i've done this before:P i like someone who's caring, sensitive but yet edgy. no more lustful games, i want the real thingggggg:] well, i can't expose EVERYTHING to the world, so if you want to get to know me, talk to me!<3

like i said, i'm going to college for dental assisting. right now i work at a grocery store....go ahead, laugh it up:P i'm the best bagger you'll ever see;]

running, making people smile, cooking ramen noodles, back massages (not trying to be creepy), and being reeally clumsy at the wrong times!

uhm, probably my smile or my loud laugh.

books; harry potter series, fifty shades of grey series, gone girl, beautiful disaster, extremely loud and incredibly close.

movies; i loooooove movies, i like going to see movies, too. ummm, i like scary movies the best. anything with zombies or really creepy people sounds amazing:] i like superhero movies too...that's the dork in me i guess. favy movies; anchorman, step brothers, across the universe, paranormal activity, dawn of the dead, 500 days of summer, legally blonde, immortals, batman, never been kissed, twilight, breakfast club, elf, the mechanic, the little mermaid.

shows; big rich texas, american horror story, jersey shore, real world, teen wolf, the bachelor, teen mom, pawn stars....anything with "reality" sounds good to me.

music; i have a biiiiig variety with music, from some country to screamo. no, not the demonic type of screamo lol:P here are my favorite artists/bands; a day to remember, jonny craig, dance gavin dance, pierce the veil, emarosa, isles and glaciers, muse, woe, is me, city and colour, minus the bear, sublime, adele, lovedrug, music from the 90's, mac miller, drake, taylor swift, eric church, tech n9ne, katy perry, tons more!

food; anything that doesn't burn my mouth off.

1. my phone. that's pretty much my child.
2. my ipod. another child in my life.
3. shoessssss.
4. pepsi.
5. tomatoes.
6. family.

my future, daydream about random things...or people.

hanging out with friends, most likely starting a buttload of trouble.

i'm filling this out on a saturday night....GO ME.

You're not an asshole. And don't talk to me if you're gonna be all creepy or just wanna "hit it n' quit it". Def not that type of girl.