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26 / M / Straight / Single
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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- 5′ 10″ (1.78m).
- Body Type
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
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Cooking; I have a pressure cooker and I'm not afraid to use it!
Surprising people with invented cocktails.
Having weird conversations where you feel like you've learned something but can't quite place what.
Movies: Tongue-in-cheek action movies, Kung-Fu movies, documentaries on world issues. Tarantino, Kubrick, old Disney, Studio Ghibli. The 5th Element, The Big Lebowski, The Red Violin, The Matrix, Memoirs of a Geisha, Godfather, Shawshank, The Sting, Terminator, old stuff by the Marx Brothers, this could go on for a while, I work at a movie theater, for both our sakes I'll cut it short dear reader.
Shows: I tend towards comedy, but I love anything with good writing. Portlandia, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Quick Draw, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, 30 Rock, Family Guy, American Dad, Boondocks, Adventure Time, South Park, Ugly Americans, AbFab, Mitchell and Webb, Drunk History, Monty Python, occasionally the stuff on Current TV. Love anime that isn't all filler and cutesy.
Music: Classic Rock and 80s. Beatles, Hendrix, Talking Heads, Bowie, Yes, DEVO, Duran-Duran, Daft-Punk, Justice, The Like, !!!(Chk Chk Chk), The Kinks, Animals, Pixies, Pretty Reckless, Amy Winehouse, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Tiger Lilies, Yellow Magic Orchestra, and Lady Gaga but don't ask me what any of them are doing at the moment. I'll give almost anything a chance as long as it isn't too formulaic.
Video Games: On hiatus right now, looking forward to the PS4 once they work the bugs out of it. I love talking about game design, and if I won the lotto I'd start a studio.
Comedians: Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Dylan Moran. Sarcastic and offbeat like myself, narcissism maybe?
Food: Basically anything and everything when I'm out, when I'm home or packing lunch I try to keep it healthy. Ribs and chicken wings, cower in fear! Nothing is too spicy! I also like sushi and Indian food and know some amazing places for them.
-Friends; Talking to myself is no fun, I already know what I'm going to say. Friends make everything more fun and provide a distraction while B team sets the charges on the vault.
-Elaborate Beverages; Cocktails, tea, I add fresh lemon juice to sprite because I think it's not trying hard enough on its own.
-Humor; Arguably the only thing keeping me sane, or alternatively, the only thing keeping me arguably sane.
-The Internet; Because I couldn't carry maps, thousands of pages of information, and an endless source of pictures of cats and pugs otherwise. Reddit should come with a warning label.
I can't swim but I love snorkeling, if I ever end up on an international flight over open ocean I'm taking the snorkel on my carry-on and I don't care what anyone says. A road trip to somewhere with snorkeling would be amazing :)
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You are doing a keto diet or paleo diet and want to talk about bacon and bacon accessories.
You have questions.
You have answers.
Or you can find me on these newfangled (this is a real word according to my phone) apps:
Instagram and kik: drunkdandy