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27 M Long Beach, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 1:33pm
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm going to go stand outside. If anyone asks I'm outstanding.

I think I speak pessimistically (though not too much because then I would just be a downer), think optimistically, and act realistically. I think I'm pretty good at helping people and making people laugh. When things go wrong I seem to get a call. And not because I screwed them up.

My day automatically gets better when I get in my car, put the windows down, music up and just drive. Also, when an old lady crosses the street in front of me, looks at my car, signs OK to me and nods in approval.

I've been described as a kind, caring, sweet person and not too long after that as a jerk, asshole, rat bastard...sometimes just regular bastard. Not like the "Oh, here comes that asshole." kind of asshole, more like your jaw drops and you crack a smile while calling me an asshole, kind of asshole. I seem to have good delivery when I joke around with people.

I use how others describe me because sometimes other people see things in you that you can't, not to digest that I'm not self aware.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work wise...I have no idea what my job title or responsibilities are. I manage people, deal with all the drama they don't want to deal with, and am trying to reorganize a business. Never thought I would be doing this, but it's kind of fun, yet stressful.

I just bought a place, so I've been having fun making it my own. I love having hardwood floors, just slide from room to room. Though I do slip and fall from time to time, it's pretty funny.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stealing friends. I don't know how, it just happens.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm more striking than lovely.

Or my t-shirts. They really are that awesome, people stop me to take a pictures of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Inferno, The Purgatorio, The Rising, Brave New World, Edgar Allen Poe, The Odyssey, The Great Gatsby, The Seven Sins of Memory, Angels and Demons, Exodus (not the bible).

Talkies: This would go on forever if I actually tried to name them, a shorter list would be a few of the directors I like. Kevin Smith (watch Red State), Clint Eastwood, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Ridley and Tony Scott, Chris Nolan, Guy Ritchie.

Picture Box: Screw Doctor Who. That damn show hooked me in and made me binge watch every season while I was packing for my move. Though it did give me the perfect name for a kid, if I ever have one...Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All. Also I Love Lucy, Golden Girls, Batman, Saved By The Bell, Real Time with Bill Maher, Transformers, Voltron, GoBots, Ultraman, Godzilla, Robotix

Music: I love going to concerts. Used to go a lot, but not so much anymore, really want to change that. Nine Inch Nails and Daft Punk are my top two, but Alestorm, Kavinsky, The Mars Volta, Led Zeppelin, CCR, Bach, The xx, Depeche Mode, Mastodon, Misfits, Cut Copy, Yelle, Sbtrkt, Purity Ring, The Black Keys, The Doors, Queen, Justice, Death Cab, and Rammstein are pretty great also.

Food: Sushi, Indian, Mediterranean, Vegan, Mexican, Ice Cream, and Peanut Butter. And Peanut Butter Ice Cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee/Stouts/Porters/Bourbon (Goose Island: Bourbon County is my favorite beer, and that is saying something for me)
Exercise. I have the pertiest yoga mat
Funny Stuff (Cyanide & Happiness)
Peanut Butter & Ice Cream
My old man sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you're hotter than me, does that mean I'm cooler than you?

How I'm going to work in my next tattoo ideas into what's already there. I have a phoenix outline on my back and I want to incorporate fire & various nebulae into the background. I also want to turn my half sleeve into a full sleeve, it's my favorite so far, it has such a geek theme.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to dance like the New Kids On The Block.

I feel like I should be embarrassed, yet nothing.
You should message me if
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you have an extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength.

Last chance fancy pants.