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27 M Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:48am
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey Little Trouble-Maker,

A friend sent me this video. It is now my official theme song. I have a theme song.

Basics. I'm an athletic nerd I guess. I enjoy learning, exercising, relaxing, reading, musicing, movieing, building, destroying, video gaming (though not so much anymore), there's more but I don't want this to get longer.

I've been on a bit of a crafty kick lately. It started with making a Daft Punk costume, which sadly had to be put on hold. Finished the gloves, just waiting on the helmet. This is what I'm going for,
What I’m doing with my life
Work wise...fuck. I have no idea what my job title is (I've honestly considered putting 'The Dude' on my business card, especially because I've been told I look like him..lately at least), but if dealing with bullshit was a job title..that would be it. It's not as bad as it sounds, it's actually kind of interesting.

I just bought a place, so I've been having fun making it my own. I love having hardwood floors, just slide from room to room.

I want to bring my dog, well one of my dogs, but I don't know if I'm home enough to have one here though. Fam has 8 dogs, technically 3-4 (boy & girl Huskies, Austrailian Shepherd, and Lab) are mine though.
I’m really good at
Stealing friends. I don't know how, it just happens.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm more striking than lovely.

More recently, it's that I look like either The Dude or a pirate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Inferno, The Purgatorio, The Rising, Brave New World, Edgar Allen Poe, The Odyssey, The Great Gatsby, The Seven Sins of Memory, Angels and Demons, Exodus (not the bible).

Talkies: This would go on forever if I actually tried to name them, a shorter list would be a few of the directors I like. Kevin Smith (watch Red State), Clint Eastwood, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Ridley and Tony Scott, Chris Nolan, Guy Ritchie.

Picture Box: Screw Doctor Who. That damn show hooked me in and made me binge watch every season while I was packing for my move. Though it did give me the perfect name for a kid if I ever have one...Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All. I Love Lucy, Golden Girls, Batman, Saved By The Bell, Real Time with Bill Maher, Transformers, Voltron, GoBots, Ultraman, Godzilla, Robotix

Music: Nine Inch Nails and Daft Punk are my top two, but Alestorm, Kavinsky, The Mars Volta, Led Zeppelin, CCR, Bach, The xx, Depeche Mode, Mastodon, Misfits, Cut Copy, Yelle, Sbtrkt, Purity Ring, The Black Keys, The Doors, Queen, Justice, Death Cab, and Rammstein are pretty great also.

Food: Sushi, Indian, Mediterranean, Vegan, Mexican, Ice Cream, and Peanut Butter. And Peanut Butter Ice Cream.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee/Stouts/Porters/Bourbon (Goose Island: Bourbon County is my favorite beer, and that is saying something)
Exercise. I have the pertiest yoga mat
Funny Stuff (Cyanide & Happiness)
Peanut Butter & Ice Cream
My old man sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you're hotter than me, does that mean I'm cooler than you?

How I'm going to work in my next tattoo ideas into what's already there. I have a phoenix outline on my back and I want to incorporate fire & various nebulae into the background. I also want to turn my half sleeve into a full sleeve, it's my favorite so far, such a geek theme.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to dance like the New Kids On The Block.

I feel like I should be embarrassed, yet nothing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have an extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength.

Last chance fancy pants.