Ok, so my name isn’t silent, I wish it was, damn people with interesting names. So apart from being bitter about my utterly pedestrian name I’m a pretty upbeat person. Some may even say fun! Sometimes the balance between fun and work gets the better of me, but usually after struggling for half a day with caffeine pumping directly into my veins I get back on track.

I don’t have impulse control, which can lead to some sticky situations involving boys/roofs/booze/trees/pools/koalas. It’s madness really. Saying this, I’m also the person who gets annoyed when people talk during movies I’m really into. But then will throw popcorn at friends when I’m bored.

Sometimes I have sparks of intellectual rigor, but for that to happen I must be truly impassioned. Otherwise I don’t see the point in pontificating. I’d rather laugh!

I think that sarcasm is the best form of humour, which isn't the best way to make friends, especially when you start insulting them within 10 minutes of meeting them. So hopefully you'll be able to pick that out from me actually being mean!

Bumbling along like a bowling ball. It all seems to be working vaguely well, though the occasional bump on the way likes to shake things up. I can't quite decide whether it's better to claim benefits or work, but I'm trying the working thing, it's fun (occasionally).

laughing
walking way too fast
making paper mache
sticking my fingers together
having crazy hair
buying ridiculous jumpers
dancing like a mad person
singing out of key
making mince pies

my voice enters the room before I do, not sure whether its sexy but it's low and loud, I've tried to learn to whisper and I just can't