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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like to keep it simple. My favorite dance is the Adventure Time undulation. Can't go wrong with that.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not coding for a Bay Area startup, I enjoy thinking about game design and general game playing. Sometimes I go tromping through the woods with friends!

The rest of this profile is just silliness. Have fun!
I’m really good at
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... feeling emotions.

Now for only 5 easy payments of $3.99, you too can experience the awesomeness of emotion!*

*Actual emotion may vary. Possible emotions include sadness, anger, fear, rejection, envy, confusion, and existential estrangement. No returns or refunds. Awesome is not an available emotion.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I sing. Constantly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's make this more fun. I have scrambled the initials of a book, a TV show, and two bands. Your goal is to unscramble them and intuit what they are. You have 360 seconds... Ready .... Go!

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A cast iron frying pan
2) An irreparable lack of rhythm
3) Certain death
4) Mildly fermented pineapple. Great stuff.
5) Ergonomic keyboards
6) Tropes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about base cases.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
But what and wherefore else but we are what we are? Though it may or may not be the night of Frida, I still drink deep of the cosmic drink of my self. To hold oneself in simultaneous obligation and absolution -- aye, that is to be!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whoa, whoa. I think we're moving a little too fast here. I think we should get to know each other a little better before we start admitting privates.
You should message me if
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you smiled politely at one or more of the sections above.