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silkbored

30 M Bangalore, India

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single guy in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking(others), pornography, and self-righteous indignation.

I can't stand movies, and the last music I listened was of Britney Spears. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

I'm 29, but look 40 and feel 50.

You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.

Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've developed well in life, and have realised that part of being truly honest is that I no longer have to fake looking interested when you're talking. They say that the key to a successful relationship is honesty and sincerity, so if you can fake that then you've got it made. I'm getting there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out dating site information. I'm good with numbers and can do your taxes. :) Everything I'm good at is nearly worthless. I can solve differential equations, solve rubik's cube and build a computer from scratch or create a website. I am exceptionally good and multi-talented in bed - I can speed-read a motorbike magazine and still touch-type on my laptop, whether I'm lying on my back or my side.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ridiculously long eye lashes. I, personally, use a ton of Axe deodorant. You ever see the girls all over those guys in the commercials? I want to be like that. It hasn't quite happened for me yet, but I know it's only a matter of time before I find myself in a situation where women are chasing me down the street. And hopefully next time they won't be carrying torches and yelling things like "kill the freak!" or "Dead men don't leer at our daughters!"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could adapt to anything except the loss of female company .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender Equations/Relations, Societal Dynamics, Social Intelligence, Philosophy, Life etc :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a friday night I like walks on the beach even though my home is nowhere near a beach. I like to read books, well, the pages with pictures that interest me. And I like to dance - for 3 minutes. That's all.
Oh I forgot, either you cook and I clean or vice versa. Not both.

The most difficult part of friday night is when you realize it is tuesday afternoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Head injuries have limited my memory. What was the question? My computer has sufficient graphics memory.
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