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31 • Bangalore, India • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 10:38am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- Mostly vegetarian
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from space camp
- Science / Engineering
- Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)
I can't stand movies, and the last music I listened was of Britney Spears. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 29, but look 40 and feel 50.
You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.
Serious replies only, please.
Oh I forgot, either you cook and I clean or vice versa. Not both.
The most difficult part of friday night is when you realize it is tuesday afternoon.
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