Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single guy in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual
psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy
drinking, smoking(others), pornography, and self-righteous
I can't stand movies, and the last music I listened was of Britney
Spears. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by
affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and
chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 29, but look 40 and feel 50.
You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement
and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly
hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had.
Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and
but now want to take it slow with me.
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar
while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing
screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that
leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul
crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need
any goddamn friends.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash
mother issues with women over 40.
Serious replies only, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've developed well in life, and have realised that part of being
truly honest is that I no longer have to fake looking interested
when you're talking. They say that the key to a successful
relationship is honesty and sincerity, so if you can fake that then
you've got it made. I'm getting there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out dating site information. I'm good with numbers and can
do your taxes. :) Everything I'm good at is nearly worthless. I can
solve differential equations, solve rubik's cube and build a
computer from scratch or create a website. I am exceptionally good
and multi-talented in bed - I can speed-read a motorbike magazine
and still touch-type on my laptop, whether I'm lying on my back or
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ridiculously long eye lashes. I, personally, use a ton of Axe
deodorant. You ever see the girls all over those guys in the
commercials? I want to be like that. It hasn't quite happened for
me yet, but I know it's only a matter of time before I find myself
in a situation where women are chasing me down the street. And
hopefully next time they won't be carrying torches and yelling
things like "kill the freak!" or "Dead men don't leer at our
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could adapt to anything except the loss of female company .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender Equations/Relations, Societal Dynamics, Social Intelligence,
Philosophy, Life etc :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a friday night I like walks on the beach even though my home is
nowhere near a beach. I like to read books, well, the pages with
pictures that interest me. And I like to dance - for 3 minutes.
Oh I forgot, either you cook and I clean or vice versa. Not
The most difficult part of friday night is when you realize it is
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Head injuries have limited my memory. What was the question? My
computer has sufficient graphics memory.
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