"The world is a dick, fuck you for aging us and teasing humans with love. Okay, don't care 'bout the first contestant, but here he is..."*

*China, Il, "Rewind, Pause, Pay!" Season 1, Ep. 1 (Oct. 2, 2011).

laughing at you, most likely

turbo-charging beer

hell, that's a good question...ask them

See generally Against Me!, “Don't Lose Touch,” in Searching for a Former Clarity (Fat Wreck Chords 2005).

Your witty sarcasm about food, air, water, etc. (seriously, you're the first to think of that gem); hipsters and rednecks (what would the world be without complete idiots?); the college industrial complex (why wouldn't you want 100k+ in student debt for an average return of 30k/year?); vegetarians/vegans/carnivores (that debate will never get old); the irs + congress (a winning combination of high taxation and little investment); and AR-15's (I find I need the ability to mow down upwards of 30 people in a single outburst daily, don't you?)

money, and how to get more of it.

not in New Jersey.

I find that a majority of the people I encounter on a daily basis are clowns, characters, or tool bags, which provides endless entertainment, but also aggravation. Kudos to the minority of people who aren't playing some sort of role (if you think you are in that minority, you most likely are not)

You figured out the "stale is to steal..." question; I'm shocked at the amount of people who got it wrong; you can LEGITIMATELY explain to me how a nuclear war would be exciting what with fallout, radiation poisoning, uninhabitable land, undrinkable water, starvation, radioactive rain, mass destruction, mass scale fires, and looting to contend with (and don't say you'll be one of the survivors in some sort of dystopian future because odds would be that you, yes you, would be dead or painfully dying)...woo exciting!

I enjoy the hilarity of the utterly BAT-SHIT CRAZY profiles I've been reading, frankly I couldn't care less if you message me. I get tons of entertainment simply from profile browsing so keep the craziness coming ladies and gentlemen.