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silkruby

61 F Vallejo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 55–66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
177.8 cm, 61 (dia de los muertos)
3 tattoos (really)
silver hair with memories of red (and oh, what memories!)
basically hwp with nice curves
do crossword puzzles in ink
complete bill of health
voracious reader
start a campfire with less than 3 matches and damp wood
make a helluva cheesecake
like to sing with the radio
content, playful, generous, occasionally mischievous
think garlic is one of the four food groups
been known to snort when I laugh hard
was a PK and lived to tell about it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning,
can you believe that....2:30am!? Lucky for him I was
still up playing my bagpipes.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner!

Two cannibals are having dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law," to which the other responds, "Well, then just eat the noodles."

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

What do you call a sex-change operation for a woman to become a man?
An Addadictomy

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Graffiti written on a wall, "Make Bread Not Bombs"
The next day it is crossed out and underneath is written
"Tried Bread, Didn't Explode"

If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?

Old is when:
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables hanging
around his neck. The bartender gives him the once
over and says "All right, you can stay, just don't
start anything".

I'm not sayin' she's got buck-teeth, Bless her Heart,
But she could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Did you hear that Nabisco was opening a new plant
in the mid east?
They're calling it Cheeses of Nazareth.

Did you hear about the blond who failed her bar exam?
She thought Roe vs Wade was the decision George Washington
made when he crossed the Potomac.

I once dated a guy who was a magician. He put his hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandfather in the forest?

Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

What's the difference between introverted engineers and extroverted engineers? When you talk to introverted engineers, they look at their shoes. When you talk to extroverted engineers, they look at your shoes.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A Manilla Folder.

Before I met my boyfriend, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button
and I'm still at work.

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex
and find out what they're working on now.

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy,
but I'm wearing a cape.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being curious
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
too many to mention here...
real reason: I'm a slow typist :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my son
my boyfriend(s)
chocolate
olive oil
garlic
caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
being happy to be alive
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
just depends...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 1 after-market body part :)
and.... sometimes I do the sun salutation at night.
You should message me if
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any of me intrigues you