Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ask me about the infamous street cat gangs of SE Portland I
I'm not so sure about these "personality quizzes" and profiles. I
don't like to pigeon-hole myself. I'm very open-minded.
I want to meet Falkor the Luckdragon. If anyone knows him please
let me know immediately.
I have never had sushi but I'm willing to try. I just may need to
be blackmailed, bribed and/or blindfolded first.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it!! I'm very much looking forward to taking flying lessons
and I am going to Egypt for a month next winter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very good at reading people. I instinctively understand a
person's motivations, dreams, wants and fears. I consider myself an
excellent judge of character.
Trying new things.
I possess the strange talent of imitating strange voices like the
jackalope and scooby-do. I like to unleash my super power in large
Not to brag but I'm hilarious. I have made several people pee their
pants while laughing.
Understanding/acknowledging opposite viewpoints.
I spell well(I bet you are now going to study my profile in detail
and laugh with glee and email me if you find a mistake.)
Laughing at the dinosaur comics in the Mercury.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rarely blink and I walk very fast. I have wise eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a love affair with green chilies and coffee(not in the same
Game Of Thrones is awesome of course but I feel like I'm cheating
on Falkor everytime.
I just finished Dishwasher by Pete Jordan and found it a great
read. Also, I suggest all Portlanders read The Zombie Survival
Guide by Max Brooks. A zombie attack may be highly unlikely but do
you really want to have your brains eaten in the off-chance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmmm.... I doubt there is anything I could never do without. I
simply pack light and I will make/buy whatever I need when I get
there. I'm highly adaptable.
Bulletpoints, what would I do without you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and how to fit more fun and experiences into a 24 hour
day. Will someone please make a show like "Sunny in Philadelphia"
but in Portland called "Rainy in Portland". Maybe I will do it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am seeking out the best breakfast in Portland, attending
plays/shows/live music or awed at the art museum.
I want to take dance lessons and explore more of Oregon. More
mountains, beaches and deserts please.
I love volunteering. I'm convinced it is good for the karma, makes
me happy and is free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm embarrassed to admit I have an obsession with Twist & Pull
licorice. I like pulling the strings apart and making animals out
of them. That's a skill, right?
I was suspended in preschool and again in kindergarten for kissing
the girls in the Fisher Price pretend kitchen during playtime. I
had thought we were being discreet.
Or you can just ask me. I try to be an open person.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–46
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to accompany me on adventures and mischief.
I'm looking to meet good people and make great friends. Write me if
you are good company, love intriguing conversation and fun. Also,
please enjoy life and laugh often. I love meeting people and making
new friends. Pub Trivia is also fun. Hopefully you will know
celebrity gossip(a weak point of mine.) I lost a championship years
ago because I didn't know Lindsay Lohan Jail number,
If you want to take dance lessons or show me the secret beauty that
is the NW. I want to get back into camping/hiking.
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