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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:13pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ask me about the infamous street cat gangs of SE Portland I recently infiltrated.

I'm not so sure about these "personality quizzes" and profiles. I don't like to pigeon-hole myself. I'm very open-minded.

I want to meet Falkor the Luckdragon. If anyone knows him please let me know immediately.

I have never had sushi but I'm willing to try. I just may need to be blackmailed, bribed and/or blindfolded first.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it!! I'm very much looking forward to taking flying lessons and I am going to Egypt for a month this winter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very good at reading people. I instinctively understand a person's motivations, dreams, wants and fears. I consider myself an excellent judge of character.

Trying new things.

I possess the strange talent of imitating strange voices like the jackalope and scooby-do. I like to unleash my super power in large public gatherings.

Not to brag but I'm hilarious. I have made several people pee their pants while laughing.

Understanding/acknowledging opposite viewpoints.

I spell well(I bet you are now going to study my profile in detail and laugh with glee and email me if you find a mistake.)

Laughing at the dinosaur comics in the Mercury.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rarely blink and I walk very fast. I have wise eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a love affair with green chilies and coffee(not in the same cup!!)

Game Of Thrones is awesome of course but I feel like I'm cheating on Falkor everytime.

I just finished Dishwasher by Pete Jordan and found it a great read.

I've really fallen into jazz lately & WOW!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmmm.... I doubt there is anything I could never do without. I simply pack light and I will make/buy whatever I need when I get there. I'm highly adaptable.

Bulletpoints, what would I do without you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and how to fit more fun and experiences into a 24 hour day. Will someone please make a show like "Sunny in Philadelphia" but in Portland called "Rainy in Portland". Maybe I will do it! Anyone game?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am seeking out the best breakfast in Portland, attending plays/shows/live music or awed at the art museum.

I want to take dance lessons and explore more of Oregon. More mountains, beaches and deserts please.

I love volunteering. I'm convinced it is good for the karma, makes me happy and is free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm embarrassed to admit I have an obsession with Twist & Pull licorice. I like pulling the strings apart and making animals out of them. That's a skill, right?

I was suspended in preschool and again in kindergarten for kissing the girls in the Fisher Price pretend kitchen during playtime. I had thought we were being discreet.

Or you can just ask me. I try to be an open person.
You should message me if
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You want to accompany me for shenanigans, adventures & mischief.

I'm looking to meet good people and make great friends. Write me if you are good company, love intriguing conversation and fun. Also, please enjoy life and laugh often. I love meeting people and making new friends. Pub Trivia is also fun. Hopefully you will know celebrity gossip(a weak point of mine.)

I lost a championship years ago because I didn't know Lindsay Lohan Jail number, seriously.