Let's star in our own buddy film.
Or fall asleep reading next to each other. Let's do crosswords and try the latest brewpub.
I'm looking for a sweet lumberjack to snuggle next to this winter.
Me, what I bring to the table, good cooking, laughs and the kind of outgoing that means I have done karaoke willingly. More than once. I love sports and I play several competitively.
I'm a freelance writer and teacher working with at-risk youth. I love my job and working with kids is really rewarding.
Amy Schumer, David Sedaris, Kevin Smith, Werner Herzog, Wab Kinew, John Oliver, Peter Dinklage, Haruki Murakami.
I just love a book that goes into my purse.
My favorite movies are documentaries and bromances. Werner Herzog is my jam.
Podcast: This American Life, Radiolab, TED talks
6 Things I could do without:
Small talk, crowded metro cars, washboard abs, eggplant, cuts to arts funding and creepy messages in my inbox ( please don't send me one, there's a sad island somewhere where the gross sex request messages every girl deletes go and it's getting really full).
And to the shirtless blank profile dudes, no, I don't want to chat, kik or Skype. You're thinking of cam girls, these hard working women are paid to listen to, and feign interest in, a complete stranger's fantasies, so hire one of them. Unless you're Jon Snow I don't want to see pics of you in states of undress. You're a stranger on the Internet, get it? Be cool bro.
I'm looking for a boyfriend.
Ironing out my zombie apocalypse survival plan.
Finding a grand unifying theory of everything.
You would let me throw you a pic nic mid-winter on the dinning room floor.
Or if your name contains only four letters. Been pretty lucky with those...