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35 Montreal, Quebec, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:03pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English, French
My self-summary
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"Do not fall in love
with people like me.
I will take you to museums,
and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every beautiful place,
so that you can never go back to them without tasting me
like blood in your mouth."

- Caitlyn Siehl

Habitual poem writer, daydreamer, coffee drinker and bourbon enthusiast seeks handsome, hilarious dude to galavant around the earth with or sometimes stay home and play video games or binge watch tv series our friends won't shut up about.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching, volunteering, travelling and making fantastic bourbon old fashioneds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to my roommate: making pirogies, omelets and soup, sports, Gears of War 3 and taking out the recycling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and the fact that I've got everyone in stitches over the story of the time I chased a pick-pocket in Athens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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People I would definitely hang out with (a partial list):
Amy Schumer, David Sedaris, Kevin Smith, Werner Herzog, Peter Dinklage

I just love a book that goes into my purse.

Favorite authors include Hosseini, Steven Pinker, Jared Diamond, Dave Eggers, T.S.Eliot, Sue Goyette, George Saunders, Oliver Sacks, David Sedaris, Ben Lerner, Richler, Murakami, Eugenedes, Hemmingway and Tolstoy.

Love Seinfeld, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Derek, the Wire, Portlandia, Girls, The Office (The Ricky Gervais one), Game of Thrones. Everyone loves Game of Thrones; it's amazing.

My favorite movies are documentaries and bromances. Werner Herzog is my jam.

On my ipod running playlist: Alt-J, Shane Murphy, Of Monsters and Men, Foy Vance, Frightened Rabbit, Dawes, Ed Sheeran, Mumford and Sons, Paloma Faith, INXS, TV on the Radio, Birdy, Ray Lamontange, Hozier, Le Trouble, Van Morrison.

Podcast: This American Life, Radiolab, TED talks

Comedians: Louis CK, Jim Jefferies, Tig Notaro, Kumail Nanjiani, Deanne Smith, Cameron Esposito, Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais and classic Carlin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, books, coffee, travel plans, laughter, music

6 Things I could do without:
Small talk, crowded metro cars, washboard abs, eggplant, cuts to arts funding and creepy messages in my inbox ( please don't send me one, there's a sad island somewhere where the gross sex request messages every girl deletes go and it's getting really full).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wishing I could do play by play for the Habs.
Ironing out my zombie apocalypse survival plan.
Finding a grand unifying theory of everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching some live music at a pub
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love boys' bellies. I honestly swoon at the sight of 'em
You should message me if
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You are a skilled cuddler

You would write more than "hi"

You are a feminist ally.

Or if your name contains only four letters. Been pretty lucky with those...

And unless you are Jon Snow I don't care to see you in any state of undress so please don't send me any of those pics. Thanks