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32 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:17pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I want to laugh and joke around as much as the limitations of physics will allow. I’m socially happiest hanging out with a small group of friends, but that doesn't prevent me from still being a slice of fried-gold at parties. I'm a creator, an armchair philosopher, and a loyal friend. I believe in being silly, and trying to view situations from more than one perspective.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an Admin for a science museum, working behind the scenes to promote science education. My passion starts after work when I get to write, act, and produce my comedy podcast and collaborate with friends on their theatrical projects.

My current personal goals include living healthier, growing my podcast, and trying new activities.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. Observing. Doing impressions and character voices. Putting things in perspective. Public speaking. Improv comedy. Undersea espionage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My friends tell me it's my blue eyes.
My enemies tell me it's my stabability.*

*This is neither true, nor is 'stabability' a word.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, House of Leaves, Zen Speaks: Shouts of Nothingness, and anything by William Gibson or Neil Gaiman.

Music: Mostly Pandora these days. I love eclectic non-conformists. Stations include: The Heavy, Muse, Tom Waits, Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo, Dresden Dolls, Industrial, Pink Floyd, Kurt Weil, and Gogol Bordello.

On the TeeVees: I don’t watch TV very often, but when I’m totally zonked I’ll Netflix Rick & Morty, Parks & Recreation, The Mighty Boosh, TED Talks, or documentaries.

Regarding Motion Pictures: I’m always up for Tim Burton or Terry Gilliam's films. Any movie with Simon Pegg or Michael Caine is probably something I'd enjoy as well. Superhero movie? I'm listenin'...

Digesting currently: I love Indian food - It is wondrous. Also I am a pizza fiend, a Thai enthusiast, and an ally of sushi. I will be yours forever if you send me a pumpkin pie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good conversation
A creative project
My retinue of viziers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Content for a project
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to go out for meals/drinks/movies/games with my close friends. If I'm feeling drained, I recharge by chilling out and writing, reading, or gaming at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time I boarded a yacht and absconded with every valuable that wasn't bolted down.

Wait... Sorry, I read that last one as 'pirate thing'.
You should message me if
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You are one smart lady who loves to joke around.