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32 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:48am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I want to laugh and joke around as much as the limitations of physics will allow. I’m socially happiest hanging out with a small group of friends, but that doesn't prevent me from being still a slice of dynamite at parties. I'm a creator, an armchair philosopher, and a loyal friend. I believe in being silly, and trying to view situations from more than one angle.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an Admin for a science museum, working behind the scenes to promote science education. My passion starts after work when I get to write, act, and produce my comedy podcast and collaborate with friends on their theatrical projects.

My current personal goals include growing my podcast, living healthier, and trying new activities.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. Observing. Doing impressions and character voices. Putting things in perspective. Public speaking. Improv comedy. Undersea espionage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My friends tell me it's my blue eyes.
My enemies tell me it's my stabability.*

*This is neither true, nor is 'stabability' a word.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, House of Leaves, Zen Speaks: Shouts of Nothingness, The Four Agreements, and anything by William Gibson or Neil Gaiman.

Music: Mostly Pandora these days. Stations include: The Heavy, Muse, Tom Waits, Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo, Dresden Dolls, Industrial, Pink Floyd, MC Frontalot, Kurt Weil, Gogol Bordello - I love eclectic non-conformists.

On the TeeVees: I don’t watch TV very often, but when I’m totally zonked I’ll Netflix Breaking Bad, Archer, Futurama, Parks & Recreation, The Mighty Boosh, TED Talks, or documentaries on animals or the universe.

Regarding Motion Pictures: I used to be all about zombie movies - I wrote my Master's thesis on them. Nowadays I gravitate toward sci-fi blockbusters. I’m always up for Tim Burton or Terry Gilliam's films. Any movie with Simon Pegg or Michael Caine is probably something I'd enjoy as well. Superhero movie? I'm listenin'...

Digesting currently: I love Indian food! It is amazing. Also I am a pizza fiend, but not eating very much of it these days. I’m a Thai enthusiast and regularly keep in touch with Mexican food. I will be yours forever if you send me a pumpkin pie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good conversation
A pen
My subatomic particles
Wuv, twoo wuv...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Generating content for a writing/recording/acting project
People's behavior
What to value/what to let go
Subatomic particles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I'm not in a show, I like to do dinner/drinks/movies/games with my close friends. If I'm feeling drained, I recharge by chilling out and writing, reading, or gaming at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time I boarded a yacht and absconded with every valuable that wasn't bolted down.

Wait... Sorry, I read that last one as 'pirate thing'.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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You are one smart lady who loves to joke around.