Ego, party of one . . . . Ego, party of one. Hmmm what to write. I'm available obviously or I wouldn't be here. Best feature is sense of humor running the gammut from dry & witty to blunt & raunchy. I'm the unofficial therapist for my friends and family since most folks find that although I have strong opinions I'm very good at being open-minded and am a good listener. I tend to cut to the heart of the matter in question and not get lost in the minutiae. At least in the realm of advice - on most other things I adore minutiae.

Coasting for the most part. I'm not very ambitious with regards to fame & fortune. I like to pay the bills, have some for fun and some for the future. I don't define myself through the job I have but through the soul I have.

Making folks laugh. And I'm a decent and creative cook.

Physical traits. I have the body of a god - Bhudda, but a god nonetheless. I battled the belly for most of my life and finally decided to make peace with it since it is obviously not going anywhere. I have lost a few pounds recently and will be actively trying to drop more, but I will never grace the cover of GQ. The next trait would be my eyes - very hazel and soulful - they get me the most compliments. Next would be the bizarre laugh (has to be experienced, not explained).

a) Fiction (Hitchhiker series, Harry Potter, etc), Reference (gardening, cooking, etc) b) almost anything really c) Bjork, 80's pop, Enya, Spanish guitar, relaxing ambient background stuff d) almost anything except English peas, fresh tomatoes (I break out), and most yellow & orange veggies (but carrots are lovely)

1) Humor. Would there be any point in living without it? 2) Solitude. An odd thing to list on a site where the purpose is to meet others, but so very me. I do need a little solitude each day - otherwise I get real bitchy. 3) My Mac. iMac G4. I could never go back to a PC. They're OK for work, but for the I kind of stuff I like to do at home the Mac is exactly what I need. I'm a true convert. 4) The Internet & Google. Such a wonderful source for research. I've learned more on the web than I ever did in a classroom. I've been exposed to viewpoints that would have never come into my life otherwise and been made a better person for it. Of course there's a considerable amount of bullshit too, but I still wouldn't want to give it up. 5) Real Friends. I have very few, but I love them with all my heart. 6) Star Trek (all incarnations). I've never been to a convention and I don't have a room full of memoribilia. I'm referring more to the spirit of the shows rather than the trappings. Those who "get it" need no further explainations.

The nature of existence. I'll let you know when I figure it out.

Surfing the web, catching a movie at home, or on my way to my Grandmother's house to help out with various "honey-do" tasks.

I am lonely and hate it.

I've made you smile. If I've made you laugh you should message me NOW!