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31 M Kirkland, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Ah, you’ve found me. I’m Nick, but my buddies know me as Nacho, for the parties I so love to host.

When I wish to gain a new perspective on nature beyond hiking, I surf, ride ATVs, SCUBA dive, paraglide, and raft on whitewater rapids.

You’ll find me vacationing in cities as often as you’ll find me atop an isolated mountain, pondering the big questions. Favorite hot spots include Western Europe and Japan. I’ve also been to South Korea, Australia, Canada, and all over the USA.

In a world of disingenuous people, I am your sanctuary. I will always tell you what I really think, regardless of what you want to hear.

When life beats me down, I jump back up, laughing.

The way I see it, if I’m not growing, if I’m not exploring, if I’m not expanding my mind and reaching for that ideal version of myself, then my life ceases to have meaning. My journey and my evolution will only stop after I lack the strength to go on.
What I’m doing with my life
Kama Sutra.

Oh, wrong section.
I’m really good at
Temporarily deactivating my brain in order to do crazy things.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a solid object, so you probably shouldn't drive your car right through me OMG - yes, that's what brakes are for. Well done.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I curl up with the fantasy greats like R.A. Salvatore, Ed Greenwood, George R.R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien, and Terry Pratchett. For more visual stimuli, I watch action, comedy, martial arts, fantasy, sci-fi, and horror TV shows and movies. And anything 90’s. You get bonus points if you love Starship Troopers or The Venture Bros. Oh, and when the mood strikes me, a round or two of online gaming with my friends.

Nothing makes me dance like trance, but I still enjoy a heaping helping of rock with trip hop on top and a little bit of everything on the side. Dance with me.

Also nachos.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family.
2. Friends.
3. My lungs. Probably.
4. New places to explore.
5. New episodes of The Kids in the Hall. Wait, they did what? How long ago?
6. Petrichor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday."

- The Kids in the Hall
On a typical Friday night I am
Making faces in the mirror to see if it gets stuck that way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have.

A really.


Bucket list. Gonna take me forever to get through that thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Laughter isn't a foreign language to you, you are financially and emotionally independent, and you enjoy a healthy lifestyle as reflected by your body shape. Sorry, people do not choose to whom they are attracted.