simonbot
23 / m / straight / single
San Francisco, California, United States
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uncouth, jocular, and a robot
My self-summary Propose an edit
Hello. I'm new to the city, and looking to make some new friends
and enemies. I like indie rock, going to the gym, indian food, riding my bike, playing rock band, and
kicking puppies. Note: Part of this statement may be untrue.
I have a tendency to make everything into a joke and appreciate
non-awkward silences. I like to act dumb sometimes but also enjoy
talking about economics, politics, and technology.
I'm usually in good spirits and I like people who are the same. I
also enjoy people with intellectual curiousity, at least some nerdy
interest or hobby who don't take themselves too seriously.
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
Working in finance
and slowly accepting that I am a tool of The Man.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
jokery and general tomfoolery, drinking, being overly analytical
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
my vestigial tail. Oh, the shame.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
Music: Indie rock/pop mostly. christie front drive, lyndsay
diaries, her space holiday, carissa's weird, the six parts seven,
the magnetic fields, mineral, in ink please, count the stars,
brandtson, texas is the reason, zolof the rock and roll destroyer,
days away, fall of troy, dredg, m83, mae, tilly and the wall,
promise ring, the headlights, sigur ros, bloc party, the notwist,
architecture in helsinki, postal service, death cab for cutie,
smashing pumpkins, rilo kiley, mates of state, tegan and sara,
rainer maria, owen, minus the bear, starting line, taking back
sunday, saosin, the spill canvas, appleseed cast, mogwai, minus the
bear, the dismemberment plan, straylight run, the sea and cake,
bear vs. shark, sky's the limit, the spill canvas, the stills, the
weakerthans, the beautiful mistake, regina spektor, this will
destroy you, explosions in the sky
Books: The phantom tollbooth, small gods, freakonomics, blink. I
mostly read interesting articles online rather than books.
Movies: death race 2000, lost in translation, high fidelity, shaun
of the dead, mean girls
Food: Indian food. Seriously, I would eat it every meal if I could.
I also greatly enjoy thai food and barbecue, but I love trying new
foods and have rarely met a meal I didn't like.
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
the internet, interesting articles, good beer, irreverent internet memes
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
politics, social issues, economics, and ways to insert lolcats
quotes into everyday conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
at the gym, bar, or show, or playing rock band. Usually some
sequence thereof.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I have a third nipple that tells the future.
You should message me if Propose an edit
you want to see a show, go for a bike ride, get some drinks,
whatever.
or if you want to play rock band with me!
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My personality awards
Questions He Cares About View all
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- How much can intelligence turn you on?
- · Intelligence can turn me on a lot!
- · Intelligence can turn me on a bit.
- · Intelligence does nothing for me either way.
- · Intelligence turns me off.
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- Imagine you are given $1,000,000 and told you must give it to one of the following political causes. Where do you donate the money?
- · Right to free speech.
- · Right to bear arms.
- · Pro-choice causes.
- · Anti-abortion causes.
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- How kind are you?
- · More kind than most
- · Average
- · Not so kind
Tests He's Taken View all
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
| The Brain Damage Test | Temporal Lobe | Take it! |
| The Foods of the World Test | Familiar with Foods | Take it! |
| The High Fidelity Playlist of Love | The Hipster | Take it! |
| The How much do you Weigh? Test | You are 145 pounds! | Take it! |
| The Indie Band For You Test | Radiohead | Take it! |







