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uncouth, jocular, and a robot

My self-summary Propose an edit

Hello. I'm new to the city, and looking to make some new friends and enemies. I like indie rock, going to the gym, indian food, riding my bike, playing rock band, and kicking puppies. Note: Part of this statement may be untrue.

I have a tendency to make everything into a joke and appreciate non-awkward silences. I like to act dumb sometimes but also enjoy talking about economics, politics, and technology.

I'm usually in good spirits and I like people who are the same. I also enjoy people with intellectual curiousity, at least some nerdy interest or hobby who don't take themselves too seriously.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Working in finance and slowly accepting that I am a tool of The Man.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

jokery and general tomfoolery, drinking, being overly analytical

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

my vestigial tail. Oh, the shame.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Music: Indie rock/pop mostly. christie front drive, lyndsay diaries, her space holiday, carissa's weird, the six parts seven, the magnetic fields, mineral, in ink please, count the stars, brandtson, texas is the reason, zolof the rock and roll destroyer, days away, fall of troy, dredg, m83, mae, tilly and the wall, promise ring, the headlights, sigur ros, bloc party, the notwist, architecture in helsinki, postal service, death cab for cutie, smashing pumpkins, rilo kiley, mates of state, tegan and sara, rainer maria, owen, minus the bear, starting line, taking back sunday, saosin, the spill canvas, appleseed cast, mogwai, minus the bear, the dismemberment plan, straylight run, the sea and cake, bear vs. shark, sky's the limit, the spill canvas, the stills, the weakerthans, the beautiful mistake, regina spektor, this will destroy you, explosions in the sky

Books: The phantom tollbooth, small gods, freakonomics, blink. I mostly read interesting articles online rather than books.

Movies: death race 2000, lost in translation, high fidelity, shaun of the dead, mean girls

Food: Indian food. Seriously, I would eat it every meal if I could. I also greatly enjoy thai food and barbecue, but I love trying new foods and have rarely met a meal I didn't like.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

the internet, interesting articles, good beer, irreverent internet memes

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

politics, social issues, economics, and ways to insert lolcats quotes into everyday conversation.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

at the gym, bar, or show, or playing rock band. Usually some sequence thereof.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have a third nipple that tells the future.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you want to see a show, go for a bike ride, get some drinks, whatever.

or if you want to play rock band with me!

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simonbot: 340 questions

Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn't matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$60,000-$70,000
Kids
N/A
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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