If you couldn't tell from my user name, my real name is Simone

I laugh more than I talk and I rarely take myself seriously. I am more of a realist person. I prefer if you know the difference between your an you're. If you don't, well, I am going to judge you.

Things I adore: cats, helpless romantic things, disney disney disney, all animals, vegetarianism, delicious food, any type of fruity candy, horror films, being drug free, being myself, being silly, a good coloring book, a box of crisp fresh crayons, record shopping, antiques... just to name a few. I'm an old soul stuck in a child's mind set. BASICALLY I rule.

Well, I just graduated college and I am suffering from PTS because I have been in school my whole life and it feels incredibly weird to not be a student. That being said my job title for now is a nanny. My job is a win win situation because I get paid to hang out with children and go on adventures, make forts, bake cookies, play barbies, and watch cartoons. In reality I am paid decent money to act like a child (I am pretty boss as this).

I also have little odd jobs here and there which include: babysitting, tutoring, and part time teaching for children from kindergarten-6th grade.

I try to have fun as much as possible. Some of these activities include: riding my bitchin bike, going on goofy adventures, hiking, baking delicious treats, watching movies (usually horror or Disney), reading a book. And going to Disneyland whenever I have the chance. If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that Disney is an enormous part of my life.

being: awesome, a cool cat, serious when I need to be, sarcastic, witty, goofy, awkward, lethargic on the weekends

other things: quoting movies, making weird noises when I fall over (which is quite often), singing obnoxiously, finding stray cats, decorating the house for Halloween, solving wheel of fortune puzzles, answering jeopardy questions, making forts, not stepping on snails, making up songs on my piano, spending money I don't have at Target,and eating candy until I get sick.

This is a list of what I would notice about me if I saw myself walking down the street:

. mismatched clothes
. goofy toothed smile (NOTE* I do not have goofy teeth. My smile tends to show all my teeth and it looks goofy sometimes)
. how often I trip and run into things

movies: anything horror, anything Disney, shitty comedies, and anything Wes Anderson or Quentin Tarantino does. Don't worry I'm not going to make you watch chick flicks or romantic comedies seeing that I have no desire to see them. Oh, and I cannot stand typical action movies. They make me want to gouge my eyes out.

Shows- South Park, Arrested Development, Modern Family, New Girl, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (so sad that's off the air), ANTIQUE ROADSHOW, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Parks and Rec and Workaholics. I also have some guilty pleasure t.v. that I try really hard to keep a secret.

Music- 1920-40's jazz, 50's rockabilly, 60's doo-wops, 70's rock, 90's boy bands, indie, acoustic, pop punk, and alternative. I honestly don't feel like typing all of my favorite bands but for what it's worth I have a DCFC themed tattoo on my back ribs. I also have a record collection that has grown to almost 200 albums

Food- macaroni and cheese and any type of fruity candy. nuff said

In no particular order:
1. my pets
2. good food/candy
3. good tunes
4. my car
5. my family and friends
6. Disney movies

stupid shit, honestly

Either: nannying or babysitting. Watching a movie either in or out. Probably eating something tasty.

Or: riding my bike, hanging out with friends, eating candy, making forts and watching movies in them

I swear a lot, but I can be classy when I need to. Also my favorite movie is Titanic, and honestly I am not afraid to admit this. I am a huge Titanic movie/history buff. Judge me if you want but this will never change about me.

. you want a goofy adventure of some sorts
. you know the difference between your and you're, and there, their, and they're
. you have good hygiene such as showering and brushing your teeth